Where u go?

So if you guys are wondering where I've been this past month...

I've been playing over here: www.myspace.com/quesadillasforbreakfast

Yup. That's right. I'm a myspace whore now. I thought it was super ghey when someone mentioned it to me a few months ago, but then my friend Jeni moved to San Diego and she was like, "go get a myspace page so we can keep in touch."

Gah. So, I caved and I've been addicted ever since. :-/ I just started doing the blog part there, so we'll see where it goes. It's a much less formal place, so I like it so far.

Also.. here's a few random pics just because.

































Hope everyone has a great weekend, I'm stuck at work on Monday, but I'm off Tuesday. Snav is working on five questions for me, and anyone else that wants to ask me questions, please feel free, I'm game to talk about anything. :)

Also, come play with me at myspace. I promise it's not that bad. LOL.

Here I am being wonderfully drunk on red wine

after a party full of dildos, belly dancing, and crazy felines.

Good times.. good times..

Psst.. for a good time, click here.

And sometimes life just makes sense and you're happy about it

New parties, old times So I've been getting in contact with more than a few friends from high school. It's great to see everyone and hear from them again. Some are married, others have kids and houses and new job in new cities. I know I'm not nearly as grown up as any of them, but I sure do feel happy that I've gotten in touch with them at this time. We are having a wine-tasting party next month where we will officially "see" everyone, instead of just in pictures on the net. I don't have a date to take yet, but maybe I will when the event comes around.

We go back like babies and pacifiers Also, I've been hanging out more with my best good friend from high school. Her and I have known each other for about 18 years, and we've had a kinda off and on friendship after high school. This time though, I can tell it's gonna stick. We are most comfortable with ourselves and each of our positions in life. We're no longer judgemental or presumtuous about our different lives. And she has a great new boyfriend that I'm super excited about because she finally found someone that is smarter than her and that makes her happy all the time, not just some of the time. And since I've been hanging out with her, she's introduced me to a group of really great people, and I'm excited to be a part of her life again. It's been about three years since we've been friends, and I'm just thrilled to be hanging out with her again. It feels like old times, but it feels like new times too. Like we're making new memories and new adventures together.

It's over, and I like it So, yeah, Brandon and I aren't all like omg-I-totally-wanna-be-with-you-and-make-out-with-you-and-marry-you-and-move-to-sweeden-and-have-7-pet-rats or anything like that anymore. Well, I'm not sure HE ever was like that, but I sure was. Was being the operative word here. We have both moved to a great new place called best good friends. I couldn't be happier, really. I'm so glad everyday that I have someone like that in my life to talk to and to share my life happenings with and to tell my silly stories too. I think he's such a wonderful listener and a more than patient person. And we still love each other, but it's a new, happy, friendship, its-so-great-to-see-you love. It's the most refreshing part of my day when I come to work and log on and he's there. And he listens to me bitch about my day or get excited about a raise or to listen to me gossip about my coworkers. He makes my life easy and I appreciate him mucho for that. :)

Things that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY So yeah, yesterday I went with my friend Anna to a "passions party".. ya know, sex toys and the like. So anywho, there were about 13 bottles of wine there, and I think between Anna and myself, we had four. And might I add, this was the first time for me to drink red wine. And by the way, my favorite two are Pinot Noir and Bourdeaux [or however you spell it]. But holy shit, was it a bad idea to drink nearly two bottles of wine on a Monday night. I had the hangover from hell this morning, and every time I mentioned it to someone, they all had the same response, "Oh, yeah.. red wine is the worst. It gives you the nastiest hangovers."

Things that make you go.. WTF?!

Sooo.. I spent most of the weekend hanging out with the guy I knew in high school. Turns out we have excellent chemistry [thanks Snav for calling me in the middle of our excellent chemistry, by the way ;)]. Also turns out that he juuuust got out of a 4 yr long relationship and by "just got out", I mean, the bitch still has her shit there. But no worries, she's moving it all out this weekend. And he's super glad cause he's "ready to just move on with his life and get her shit gone so that [he] can leave that in the past already". Even though four years is a long time, and you should never be the rebound girl, I'm kinda still excited about seeing him cause the way I figure, people are always "just getting out of relationships" .. otherwise, everyone would be single, right? Think about it... if you're not getting IN a relationship, you're getting OUT of a relationship.. and in order to get IN a relationship, you have to eventually get OUT of one. Ha. So that's my rationality, and I'm gonna stick by it dammit cause well.. I can, and I think he's a pretty darn great guy. And also, cause he initiated the whole "let's talk about my past relationship situation" convo, so it shows that he has nothing to hide and that he wants to be honest with me from the get go. And that's all I can ask from him at this point.

Also... I'm copying Snav again, cause she has the very best blog ideas EVER.

6 wierd things:

I'm totally outgoing and incredibly shy AT THE SAME TIME. I'll never ever ever ask a guy out, but I would probably grab his butt on a dare.

I think I'm waaaay skinnier than I am. I really should get a full length mirror.

I only own one pair of tennis shoes.

I can't talk to someone and type at the same time. BUT, I can chat, type an email, answer the phones, and google the spelling of the word "stutter" at the same time.

I don't like artificial fragrances in my house. Air fresheners, incense, candles.. bleh.

Powder makes me sneeze, so I have to apply my powder and THEN apply my mascara.. or else the mascara goes EVERYWHERE and I look like a clown.

The trip, the boy, and the hare.

The trip I took a road trip of sorts with a couple of friends of mine. My good friend and coworker Jeni moved to San Diego, and since she had to take her car there somehow, we all agreed to make the road trip with her and fly back to Houston. The road trip was two days of 13 hour trips, but we finally made it there in one piece and without killing each other! We actually had a lot of fun. OH, and by the way, it's fucking hot in the desert. We made one stop in Arizona and asked how hot it was outside, and the gas attendant answered, "Oh, it's about 119 degrees or so.. " WTF. I almost fucking melted. The first thirteen hours of the trip was just getting out of Texas. And let me tell you, there is NOTHING between Houston and New Mexico worth seeing. And El Paso is a dirty dirty city right on the border of Texas and New Mexico and once you cross into NM, it's like a completely different world. We slept in a Hilton in Las Cruces, New Mexico. It was the most beautiful city we saw on the trip. It's like an upscale little town in the middle of the farkin desert, with moutains all around it. All the buildings were new and the houses were beautiful. The view from our hotel room was breath taking. Once we got into San Diego, the weather couldn't be more perfect. It's always warm and sunny, with a constant cool breeze that never lets it get hotter than 72 degrees.

The boy I recently got in touch with a guy I knew in high school. When we were younger, we went to church camp together and held hands by the lake. We never really hung out together at school and I can't remember any real conversations that I ever had with him, but I saw him a couple of times during college [he went to a university in the next town over]. We've always been kinda attracted to each other, but never really said anything about it. Like I said, last week we started emailing each other, and then on Wednesday he called me and we talked for a little while. We agreed to meet up on Thursday and after dinner and drinks, we came back to my house to hang out a little more. Well, we put a movie in, but I only remember watching half of it. But before we did anything too foolish, we said goodnight and he headed home. During my trip, he called me everyday, and tonight we're going out again! I'm so incredibly happy, and I've put Secret Lover Boy on the back burner for now. So this new guy is my age, he's about to graduate college with a degree in Construction Management. He's so sweet and soft spoken. I can't wait to see him tonight! Yay.

The hare Three girls, a rabbit, and a frog were driving to California.. Sounds like the beginning of a joke right? Wrong! That's exactly what our road trip consisted of. Jeni, Emma, and I drove half across the country with a bunny and a frog in the back seat. Jeni's pets were moving with her to San Diego! But the most interesting animals on the trip were the ones at the San Diego zoo! If you've never been, you are definitely missing out! The lush surroundings and elaborate exhibits made the Houston Zoo look like utter shit. We saw hippos, and pandas, and elephants.. oh my! The zoo was huuuuge and absolutely beautiful! There were even animals running free around the park. [Mainly birds.. no alligators or anything like that :P]

I took a couple of crappy pics with my camera phone, but I'm waiting for the good digi-pics from my friend Emma. As soon as she sends them my way, I'll share with the class.

But for now, I'm just going to leave you will a big sloppy hippo kiss. Mwuah!

She showed. She telled.

OMG.

Well, she did it again.

She made me utterly and completely speechless.

While we live in the same small town of Houston, we have, surprisingly, never met. Yet, I feel she knows me better than any other imaginary blog friend out there.

And, really, who else would suck on eggs for you in the name of art?

She's sexy, she's talented, and [now I'm certain] a good sucker. Madmeer showed off her crafty skillz and made Spinning Girl and myself into fashionable egg people.

Oh god, just look how my hair makes my head look huuuuge.

Click on the picture to read all about it. Or, just click here.

Honestly, after reading the word honestly forty billion times in a row, I want to honestly yank my fucking brain out. Honestly.

1. Honestly, what color is your underwear? Bright blue.

2. Honestly, whats on your mind right now? Honestly, I just finished reading this post off someone else's website and honestly, I thought it was a good idea. But after reading the word honestly twenty-one fucking times in a row, I'm dreading reading it twenty-one fucking more times in a row. I honestly want this to end, even before it began.

3. Honestly, what are you doing right now? Typing this fucking post. Was that not abundantly clear?

4. Honestly, what did you do today? I went to work, ate lunch at Taco Bell, and am now about to head home for some much needed relaxation.

5. Honestly, do you think you are attractive? Honestly? I don't know. Some days, I feel incredible. When my curls are just right, and my favorite jeans are giving me that slightly curvy look, I feel invincible. Some days, I feel like a bloated cow, and I just want to curl up in bed in my pj's. And I could spend all day listing things I don't like about my features, but that would be a bore. I think I'll just stick to making you guys laugh. Humor is my defense mechinism.

6. Honestly, have you done something bad today? No, but the day's not over yet.

7. Honestly, do you watch disney channel? Sure, sometimes. I don't have cable at my apartment, but when I go to my parents' house, I will surf the channels to see if I've missed any delightfully annoying reality shows. Along the way, though, I stop on the Disney Channel to take a peek. Last weekend, I watched The Fox and The Hound.

8. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? Not even a little. I have an awesome job where I get to surf the internet all day. I also never see my boss, and when I do, she's amazingly nice to me. I have a small group of great friends, not to mention all my invisible internet friends. My best friend, while a few states away, makes me laugh every single day, and I'm so thankful for that. I may not be living in a situation that most would like, but I think I'm living a pretty terrific life right now.

9. Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time? Laughing. I often tell jokes about myself to entertain others. I also tell jokes while quoting movies or songs. I do impressions of people at work, and I even do voices. I have the greatest time when I'm laughing with people.

10. Honestly, do you bite your nails? Hell no. I don't have any bad habits. If you don't count dating jerks.

11. Honestly, what is your mood right now? It is now Saturday night [I started this survey Friday at work], and I'm under the influence of all sorts of fun things, so I'm feeling rather delightful right now.

12. Honestly, have you had an eating disorder? Unfortunately, no.

13. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute? Yes. Yes, I've wanted to see him for many many minutes.

14. Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret? Doesn't everyone? You can't tell me you don't have secrets so deep and dark that you wouldn't tell not a single soul in this world. I have five, at least.

15. Honestly, do you hate someone right now? Not really. If I think really hard, I can recall some bads things that people have done to me in the not so distant past, but that's human nature. I believe people find it easier to be evil than good.

16. Honestly, who/what do you want to hug right now? Who? Brandon. What? His body.

17. Honestly, are you loyal? Yes. I have the self-destructive habit of being a very forgiving person. And I believe the willingness to forgive is one trait of loyalty. Often, I will offer to do favors over and over again to those who really shouldn't deserve it. And if people ask me for my help, I'll never decline.

18. Honestly, are you in denial? I need to buy a full length mirror because I might be in denial about how I really look to other people. Particularly boys.

19. Honestly, do you like someone? And by "like", you mean "want to fuck"... yes.

20. Honestly, does someone like you right now? I sure fucking hope so.

21. Honestly, do you smoke weed? Wait.. you can see me?

Yesssssssssssssssss!

A group of friends and I are going

to see Carlos Mencia in September.

We just got our tickets in the mail yesterday!

How frickin excited am I?!

HNT: I <3 U

Put a little love into your life--er, pants. Play HNT with us.