Today's Cafeteria Menu:
You know what? I'm slipping this week. I know I went to the cafeteria this morning cause I have a half a bagel on my desk, but I can't for the life of me remember what the menu said. I could make up some shit, but that wouldn't be fair to you. So instead, you get no menu. Tough. Sometimes, life's not fair.

Look, it's "Big Ass Quiz" Wednesday. I can't wait.



10 Favorites
Favorite Season: Winter
Favorite Sport: Baseball
Favorite Time: Beer Thirty
Favorite Color: Pink
Favorite Actor: Patrick Dempsey
Favorite Actress: Uma Thurman
Favorite Ice Cream: Cookies and Cream
Favorite Food: Quesadillas, duh. 2nd fav: Enchiladas
Favorite Drink: Champagne. But, sadly, there’s no sex in the Champagne room.
Favorite Place: My mattress.

9 Currents
Current Feeling: Satisfied.
Current Underwear Color: Light pink with dark pink trimming.
Current Windows Open: Outlook Inbox, Yahoo Inbox, checkraise.com, the 5th circle, Word
Current Drink: H2O
Current Time: 7:54 AM CST
Current Mobile(s) Used: Tmobile Samsung X475
Current Show on TV: I’m at work, but I am addicted to the Amazing Race.
Current Thought: Is it Friday yet?
Current Clothes: Black pants, Black heels, long sleeve pin-stripped shirt

8 Firsts
First Nickname: Hubba Bubba, my dad’s version of a nickname.
First Kiss: The summer between 8th grade and 9th grade. He said, “Mmm… you taste like bubble gum.”
First Crush: 4th grade. His name was Judd. He was a hunky little boy with cool jeans and boots.
First Best Friend: A gay dude in 3rd grade.
First Vehicle I drove: 1991 Ford Ranger. I thought I was the shit.
First Job: Holland Southwest International. Sales clerk. Never work with family. Especially your mother.
First Movie: E.T. Scared the crap out of me. Still afraid of E.T. And, no, it’s not funny.
First Pet: Quesa Dilla, a beige-hooded rat.
First Shave: As soon as I could notice my hairs.

7 Lasts
Last Drink: Smirnoff Ice
Last Kiss: This past weekend.
Last Time I Drove: 23 minutes ago.
Last Time Shaved: Yesterday.
Last Web Site Visited: The 5th
Last Movie Watched: Dodgeball
Last Pill I Had: Don’t remember. Must have been a good pill.

6 Have You Evers
Have You Ever Broken the Law: Yes, many times.
Have You Ever Been Drunk: I’m drunk right now.
Have You Ever Kissed Someone You Didn't Know: Do they have bars in Houston?
Have You Ever Been in the Middle/Close to Gunfire or Bomb Blast: No. I didn’t grow up in the ghetto.
Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes, in my boyfriend’s pool in college with a couple of friends watching.
Have You Ever Broken Anyone's Heart: I am a heart-breaker, baby.

5 Things
Things You Can Hear Right Now: Visitors at the front desk, my phone buzzing, the plasma screens in the lobby.
Things on Your Bed: Three blankets and one gi-normous pillow.
Things You Ate Today: A half of a piece of a bagel.
Things You Can’t Live Without: Sex, alcohol and cigarettes.
Things You Do When You Are Bored: Sleep.

4 Places You Have Been Today
My bed.
My shower.
My car.
My desk.

3 Things On Your Desk Right Now
The rest of my bagel.
My favorite glue stick.
The cord connecting my head to the phone system.

2 Choices
Black or White: Black
Hot or Cold: Cold

1 Thing You Want To Do Before You Die
Marry well.