quesadillas for breakfast

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Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Today's Cafeteria Menu:
You know what? I'm slipping this week. I know I went to the cafeteria this morning cause I have a half a bagel on my desk, but I can't for the life of me remember what the menu said. I could make up some shit, but that wouldn't be fair to you. So instead, you get no menu. Tough. Sometimes, life's not fair.

Look, it's "Big Ass Quiz" Wednesday. I can't wait.



10 Favorites
Favorite Season: Winter
Favorite Sport: Baseball
Favorite Time: Beer Thirty
Favorite Color: Pink
Favorite Actor: Patrick Dempsey
Favorite Actress: Uma Thurman
Favorite Ice Cream: Cookies and Cream
Favorite Food: Quesadillas, duh. 2nd fav: Enchiladas
Favorite Drink: Champagne. But, sadly, there’s no sex in the Champagne room.
Favorite Place: My mattress.

9 Currents
Current Feeling: Satisfied.
Current Underwear Color: Light pink with dark pink trimming.
Current Windows Open: Outlook Inbox, Yahoo Inbox, checkraise.com, the 5th circle, Word
Current Drink: H2O
Current Time: 7:54 AM CST
Current Mobile(s) Used: Tmobile Samsung X475
Current Show on TV: I’m at work, but I am addicted to the Amazing Race.
Current Thought: Is it Friday yet?
Current Clothes: Black pants, Black heels, long sleeve pin-stripped shirt

8 Firsts
First Nickname: Hubba Bubba, my dad’s version of a nickname.
First Kiss: The summer between 8th grade and 9th grade. He said, “Mmm… you taste like bubble gum.”
First Crush: 4th grade. His name was Judd. He was a hunky little boy with cool jeans and boots.
First Best Friend: A gay dude in 3rd grade.
First Vehicle I drove: 1991 Ford Ranger. I thought I was the shit.
First Job: Holland Southwest International. Sales clerk. Never work with family. Especially your mother.
First Movie: E.T. Scared the crap out of me. Still afraid of E.T. And, no, it’s not funny.
First Pet: Quesa Dilla, a beige-hooded rat.
First Shave: As soon as I could notice my hairs.

7 Lasts
Last Drink: Smirnoff Ice
Last Kiss: This past weekend.
Last Time I Drove: 23 minutes ago.
Last Time Shaved: Yesterday.
Last Web Site Visited: The 5th
Last Movie Watched: Dodgeball
Last Pill I Had: Don’t remember. Must have been a good pill.

6 Have You Evers
Have You Ever Broken the Law: Yes, many times.
Have You Ever Been Drunk: I’m drunk right now.
Have You Ever Kissed Someone You Didn't Know: Do they have bars in Houston?
Have You Ever Been in the Middle/Close to Gunfire or Bomb Blast: No. I didn’t grow up in the ghetto.
Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes, in my boyfriend’s pool in college with a couple of friends watching.
Have You Ever Broken Anyone's Heart: I am a heart-breaker, baby.

5 Things
Things You Can Hear Right Now: Visitors at the front desk, my phone buzzing, the plasma screens in the lobby.
Things on Your Bed: Three blankets and one gi-normous pillow.
Things You Ate Today: A half of a piece of a bagel.
Things You Can’t Live Without: Sex, alcohol and cigarettes.
Things You Do When You Are Bored: Sleep.

4 Places You Have Been Today
My bed.
My shower.
My car.
My desk.

3 Things On Your Desk Right Now
The rest of my bagel.
My favorite glue stick.
The cord connecting my head to the phone system.

2 Choices
Black or White: Black
Hot or Cold: Cold

1 Thing You Want To Do Before You Die
Marry well.

17 Comments:

Blogger Itsa Secret said...

Crap, another day with no food suggestions. How am I going to pick something to have for lunch?

Patrick Dempsey?

Wednesday, November 02, 2005 7:03:00 AM  
Blogger DaMasta said...

secret - have a quesadilla. that's my philosophy. when in doubt, quesadilla.

And I only judge on looks. Haven't you read ANY of my blog?

Wednesday, November 02, 2005 7:07:00 AM  
Blogger Itsa Secret said...

I scored 70%, remember?

And a quesadilla it is!

Wednesday, November 02, 2005 7:15:00 AM  
Blogger bsoholic said...

Ha! That sure is a big ass quiz...

Wednesday, November 02, 2005 7:29:00 AM  
Blogger T. Leach said...

I like the amazing race, too. I'm a little disappointed with the family-style format this season though.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005 7:36:00 AM  
Blogger Breazy said...

LOL! I like your answers and I like to look at Mr. Dempsey as well! Happy Hump Day!

Wednesday, November 02, 2005 7:39:00 AM  
Blogger DaMasta said...

secret - You must have forgotten about the part where I judge people on looks alone, then.

bs - Hell yeah it is.

t.leach - Are you kidding? I think the family edition is the best format I've seen yet. I can't help but imagine MY family on that show. Someone would have been in jail by episode four.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005 7:50:00 AM  
Blogger AndyT13 said...

I love these things you do. I wish I had timew to do them all myself but I never get around to it.
Hope you're well!

Wednesday, November 02, 2005 7:58:00 AM  
Blogger Itsa Secret said...

Guess so.

(Note to self: Don't publish a picture.)

Wednesday, November 02, 2005 8:27:00 AM  
Blogger The Village Idiot said...

but but but..whats for lunch!!!

Good Morning Tink..er. Damasta. I;m still confused about this blog thing...you have a blog?

Wednesday, November 02, 2005 10:09:00 AM  
Blogger DaMasta said...

andyt - thanks for stopping by, cutie.

secret - unless you look like thom or andy, i wouldn't bother.

idiot - it's very confusing. you see, i have a blog about having a blog. better?

Wednesday, November 02, 2005 11:46:00 AM  
Blogger LBseahag said...

I realized it much sexier to call it "my mattress" than "my bed" from this post...

your lunch lady need to be canned..where are the sloppy joes? the endless creations with cheese and bis-quik???

Wednesday, November 02, 2005 1:09:00 PM  
Blogger DaMasta said...

Well, Jinxy, technically I have no "bed". It's just a big ass mattress, me, and an endless supply of blankets.

Sexy, huh?

Wednesday, November 02, 2005 1:31:00 PM  
Blogger LBseahag said...

thats hot...isnt that what john mayer rolls around on in his video?

id like to roll with his fat lips any day...

Wednesday, November 02, 2005 2:34:00 PM  
Blogger DaMasta said...

Yeah, but the difference is, I'm rarely naked, I don't play the guitar, and I'm a helluva better kisser than he could only dream to be.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005 2:41:00 PM  
Blogger The Village Idiot said...

Rarely Naked...what a shame..and i think i finally figured out the blog within a blog withn something or something like that....

Wednesday, November 02, 2005 4:57:00 PM  
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