quesadillas for breakfast

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Thursday, September 15, 2005

Duties I perform each day because I have no Actual Duties to perform each day:

1. Water the fake plants to see if they'll grow.

2. Try to get out of Today's Duty: folding papers in half for the HR Dept.

3. Try to get all the vendors to wear name tags - so far 11 grown adults are walking around wearing name tags.

4. Try to figure out why the courier guy doesn't put gel in his white-boy fro.

5. Try to figure out why an annoying little gnat keeps flying up my nose.

6. Plot to kill annoying little gnat and his whole annoying little gnat family.

7. See if I can shop at another store online while working for a major dept store.

8. Try to figure out what the hell NFI stands for.

9. Start an online "Spiritual Journal" on Oprah.com.

10. Pretend to speak Mexican to the cooks so I can get an extra Enchilada at lunch.

11. Try to figure out how to gracefully eat four enchiladas in under thirty minutes.

12. Try to figure out which security camera is actually pointed at me.

18 Comments:

Blogger bsoholic said...

LMAO! Do the fake plants grow at all with water?

Thursday, September 15, 2005 12:52:00 PM  
Blogger snavy said...

LMAO!!! Sorry to tell you sweetie - there is no graceful way to eat 4 enchilladas in under thirty minutes. Just eat, be full and be happy!!!

Thursday, September 15, 2005 12:52:00 PM  
Blogger DaMasta said...

BS - No, but they get really dusty. And they still attract gnats apparently.

Snavy - I could only eat three. I let the third one sit too long and I went to cut it and it bbroke my fork.

As my dad used to say, "when the fork breaks, you're done".

Thursday, September 15, 2005 1:03:00 PM  
Blogger DaMasta said...

Snavy - *should have read.."I let the *fourth* one sit out too long.."

Thursday, September 15, 2005 1:04:00 PM  
Blogger Jodes said...

i dunno what NFI is either.

Thursday, September 15, 2005 1:15:00 PM  
Blogger DaMasta said...

It stands for No Fucking Idea.

Thursday, September 15, 2005 1:23:00 PM  
Blogger LBseahag said...

I personally made my alt- tab buttons scroll FRUNK across my screen...



look, there's reese witherspoon again!

Thursday, September 15, 2005 2:55:00 PM  
Blogger Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

What?!?

No legs, no ass, no rack....if you hadn't thrown in a "pretend to speak Mexican" I would've been PISSED!

Thursday, September 15, 2005 2:59:00 PM  
Blogger Crazy Me said...

How's the online shopping going? Buy anything fabulous yet?

Thursday, September 15, 2005 3:58:00 PM  
Blogger Thomcat said...

sighs - the things you have to do to get an enchilada around here ...

Thursday, September 15, 2005 4:00:00 PM  
Blogger Thomcat said...

haha - i'm still looking for reece lol

Thursday, September 15, 2005 4:08:00 PM  
Blogger Ben O. said...

Dude, where's my nametag?

Ben O.

Thursday, September 15, 2005 5:16:00 PM  
Blogger LBseahag said...

Look! David Spade is blogging you...

Thursday, September 15, 2005 7:00:00 PM  
Blogger DaMasta said...

where is reese? i can't see everyone's pics here at this computer. all i see is a gorilla and a jerk.

Friday, September 16, 2005 5:54:00 AM  
Blogger DaMasta said...

i bought a barenaked ladies cd...

Friday, September 16, 2005 5:54:00 AM  
Blogger Thomcat said...

i love david spade ... where is he ? lol

Friday, September 16, 2005 9:41:00 AM  
Blogger DaMasta said...

WHERE IS DAVID SPADE????? I SEE NOTHING!!!

Friday, September 16, 2005 11:55:00 AM  
Blogger LBseahag said...

I am done...blogging is ruining my life...

Ask David Spade.

Saturday, September 17, 2005 12:35:00 AM  

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