Today's Cafeteria Menu:
Fajita Tacos
Spanish Rice
A la Charra Beans

I've eaten so much Mexican food this weekend, I'm about to turn into a burrito. But, hey, who am I to turn down fajita tacos. Maybe if I talk Mexican to the cooks, they'll let me taste their salsa.

Look, it's "Tagged My Own Ass" Monday.

[I got this from Jinxy's site]

What were you doing ten years ago?
Making out with every cute Tuba player I could get my hands on.

What were you doing one year ago?
Managing a Nextel store next to Compaq Center [now known as Lakewood Church].

What were you doing yesterday?
Making out with Secret Lover Boy in my Ford Fuckus.

Five snacks you enjoy:
1. Peppermint Patties
2. Burritos
3. Sweetarts
4. Movie Theater flavored microwave popcorn
5. Cute boys

Five songs to which you know all the words:
1. Gettin' Jiggy Wit It - Will Smith
2. Baby I'm Back - Baby Bash
3. My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
4. Bidi Bidi Bom Bom - Selena
5. Will the Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up? - Eminem

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:
1. Buy some furniture - like an ottomon
2. Buy a green dress, but not a real green dress - that's cruel
3. Buy a llama or an emu
4. Buy more Kraft dinners
5. Buy your love

Five bad habits:
1. I laugh too loud at inappropriate things.
2. I rub my ear when I'm nervous.
3. I sleep with clothes on.
4. Sometimes I puff, puff, hold and forget to pass.
5. I cuss like a sailor, even around kids.

Five things you like doing:
1. Laughing out loud at inappropriate things.
2. Getting presents in the mail.
3. Making out with cute boys in my Ford Fuckus.
4. Proving people wrong.
5. Making people laugh.

Five things you would never wear again:
1. White leather Keds
2. A tongue ring
3. A wool sweater
4. Bangs
5. Stirrup pants

Five favorite toys:
1. Cute boys
2. My celly
3. My flat screen tv/vcr/dvd player
4. My toaster oven
5. My fingers