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Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Today's Cafeteria Menu:
Garlic Mashed Potatoes
Green Beans

Dammit. I don't know what I'm going to do for lunch. I was not amused with the meatloaf last time. And didn't we just have mashed 'taters yesterday? What are they thinking? Are they just going to start recycling food and randomly adding garlic? And you know how much I like green beans. But theirs are soggy, limp, and bland. I don't like anything that's soggy, limp or bland.

Tag! I'm it.

I asked BS to tag me. And this is the best shit he could come up with:

the rules:
1. go into your archive.
2. find your 23rd post.
3. find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4. post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.
5. tag five other people to do the same.

Here's the fifth sentence of my 23rd post:

After the buzz wears off, a wangover leaves you with feelings of paranoia, disorientation, guilt, sleepiness, and general indifference to whatever is going on around you.

This is the definition of the word wangover, which is a weed hangover. I'm happy to say I haven't had one of these since...well...since I wrote that post. Which was about a month ago. Ah..the mundane state of soberness.

Jinxy tagged my ass with this one:

Its 10 things you wish would make a comeback:

1. Fraggle Rock - I friggin' loved this show. I loved those little construction worker dudes with the little hats and the tool belts.

2. Tye Dye T-shirts - I don't care what you say. You can't be in a bad mood while wearing a tye-dye t-shirt.

3. Hey Dude! - Another great show. I think it came out in the 90s on Nickelodeon. Just a bunch of teenagers on a ranch gettin' into some trouble.

4. Nsync - I'll probably get flamed for this one.

5. Roller Skating - Ahh..skating along on a big wooden floor dancin' to the top 40 hits with your friends.

6. Polaroid Cameras - Remember when taking pictures was simple?

7. Garbage Pail Kid trading cards - Oh, man! Remember these? These were classic! And disgusting.

8. Mood Rings - It's like a warning system for everyone to stay the hell away from me.

9. Square cafeteria pizza - MMMMMmmmm...

10. Calculator watches - Ok, I must have been a big ass nerd in the 80s, cause I had a robot calculator watch when I was younger. It was this digital watch that turned into a robot with arms and legs and if you opened it up, it had a calculator in the middle of the belly.

That's it for now. Thanks to those who tagged my ass.


Blogger HappyKap said...

OMG, those are great. I miss all of those things. And it's too funny you mention Fraggle Rock - I made a mention of it the other day and only people above a certain age had any clue what I was talking about. Ha! Oh...and there are still roller rinks out there that haven't changed at all - you must go - it's a freakin' blast.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005 7:01:00 AM  
Blogger DaMasta said...

Thanx kap, for stopping by.

I just bought a pair of sketchers roller skates. Too bumpy for the road, but maybe in a skating rink..

Wednesday, October 12, 2005 7:11:00 AM  
Blogger Jodes said...

YEAH roller skating is still huge!! There is even a group that travels around SD to the beach areas and play music and skate right there on the boardwalk.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005 7:16:00 AM  
Blogger lime said...

hey i am the tie-dye queen. i say wear it whether it is in or not!

Wednesday, October 12, 2005 7:51:00 AM  
Blogger mrshife said...

Fraggle Rock was a great show. I remember the old man and his dog, and the dog could never catch the Fraggles. I might have to put that show in my Netflix queue and have a Muppet/Fraggle Rock marathon.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005 8:39:00 AM  
Blogger Thomcat said...

mmmm , i loved the square pizza and the calculator watches ... those were sooo high tech , back in the day! i'm still laughing at wangover ... lol

Wednesday, October 12, 2005 9:17:00 AM  
Blogger DaMasta said...

Thom - That watch was such a big deal when I was younger. It wasn't a little toy watch, it was like a casio or something. lol. And if you pushed a button on the side, the whole robot/calculator part came off. It was the most embarrassing/cool thing. People at school would make fun of me, and then ask to see it.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005 9:26:00 AM  
Blogger LBseahag said...

calculator watches!!!! akkk! you kill me!!!

i was so jealous...my mom wouldnt let me have one...

You kick ass....stay away from the meatloaf unless u plan on eating it like Randy on A Christmas Story...

Wednesday, October 12, 2005 9:48:00 AM  
Blogger Jerk Of All Trades 2.0 said...

I'd like to tag that......nah, that ones to easy.

I'm STILL waiting for my picture.

How can I decided if I wanna "succumb to you" if I don't know if you are "succumbable".

I don't think that's a word, and I think I just hurt my brain writing it.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005 10:14:00 AM  
Blogger snavy said...

Yeah - I miss roller skating to the 80's music!! Tried it 2 years ago at a birthday party - ahhh memories!!

Wednesday, October 12, 2005 11:09:00 AM  
Blogger Thomcat said...

i remember the casio calculator watch! my left arm was stronger from hefting it around ...

Wednesday, October 12, 2005 12:54:00 PM  
Blogger Crazy Me said...

I love the Fraggles. I set my best friend's incoming ring to the theme from this show.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005 3:43:00 PM  
Blogger answer-man said...

ps I'm having a little trouble sending comments so if I do it twice please excuse me and I apologize.

Thursday, March 16, 2006 1:43:00 AM  
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