Duties I perform each day because I have no Actual Duties to perform each day:

1. Wonder how "Rollercoaster of Love" got stuck in my head.

2. Figure out how to efficiently time stamp the mail so I can hurry up and get back to blogging.

3. Wonder how many times I can send "Sandra" from "MBNA America" to the automated sales call line before she realizes that I will not give her the name to our IT Director.

4. Meditate so that I can hieghten my senses just in case someone sneaks up behind me while I'm blogging.

5. Go to Yoga For Work and do as many stretches as I can while seated and tied to the phone system.

6. Chat with my unemployed friends via text messages.

7. Try not to laugh when people call here and ask to speak to a manager. [I work in a friggin corporate office. Everyone is a manager.]

8. See how long I can hold my pee before I call someone from HR to relieve me so I can pee.

9. Realize that the letter opener is a real life "double-edge" sword.

10. Erase my "Internet History" so that the girl from HR that relieves me doesn't know what websites I look at. [She doesn't know that Barenaked Ladies is actually a band]