Don't make me strap my boots on and kick your ass.

Happy HNThanksgiving!

Somewhere around 4:20,

I was riding around in my Ford Fuckus in Houston with nothing to do.

How Many Licks Does It Take?



Just got home from work....I'm exhausted.
It's HNT tomorrow, and I'm too lazy to think of anything to do.


Plus, I have the munchies...
Let's see what's in this bag of leftover Halloween candy...
MMmmm.... tootsie pops....

And my favorite flavor...orange...










This is The Cuz's puppy.
His name is Harley.
She calls him Monkapatomus.
I thought she said Uncle Potamus.
So now, we all call him Uncle Potamus.


Looks like he has the munchies, too.


Gimme that pop, you tease!









MmmMMm...


How many licks does it take?


One, two, .....




















Fuck it.



[I'm not a patient person.]













Oops.







All done.

Today, you'll get to see me from above my shoulders....

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....to below my knees...

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....and nowhere else.

Say hello to my little friends.

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Oh, and say hi to Quesa, too.

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