Yeah, so I'm cranky. What of it?
Yeah, so this dood said he wouldn't go out with me cause I gossip too much. I said, it's not like I gossip about other people, I gossip about myself. I guess he souldn't read my blog, huh?
Also, he said I was high maintenance. Yeaaaah. Cause ya know, I live off other people's money and I buy atleast one Coach purse a week. What? What do you mean you saw me at the Payless half price sale? I swear that wasn't me..
If you haven't heard these stories, or maybe you want to see what I've been up to, please visit me at www.myspace.com/quesadillasforbreakfast. Everyone's doing it. Might as well be you too.
Brandon was gone for almost a week, and I missed him terribly. I thought I was on a nice good friendship level with him, and then I dreamt about him the other night. Yep. We made out something good. Gah.
OH, and let's not forget that the new dood I was talking to turned out to be a snob and basically told me that he didn't like feeling "obligated" to call me everyday [even though it was *he* who did the calling everyday during Cali] and that he thought it best that he make friends on *his* side of town. Oh, he lives in The Woodlands, which is a rich-y side of Houston and the ONLY reason he even lives there is because he was engaged to a chick who leased the house and completely furnished it herself. He didn't pay a penny. And now all of a sudden, he's a snob? Yeah. Right. Suck my nuts, asshole.
OH, and yes, I know my stoopid web page is farked up because I put those ginormous photos on there, but if blogger would stop being a fucking prick and let me upload photos, maybe I wouldn't have to host them and post big ass photos here.
I need a boyfriend. I hate taking out the trash myself.
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I will be your boyfriend, only I am not a boy and I do not take out trash.
Alas, I guess we just weren't meant to be.
In other news, I miss your posts on THIS blog. How DARE you go to the other "place!"
OMG!!!!
I was just emptying the trash because my stupid ass husband NEVER doe it. And, I thought to myself - all I ever wanted was a guy to take out the trash & kill bugs for me.
I kill all the bugs too.
Sigh...
You have nuts?
That guy sounds like a creep. Tell him to go away. He doesn't know anything about you!
I'm not coming to MySpace to read what you've been up to, out of principle. I am anti-myspace.
So I will just wither here, reading and re-reading whatever scraps you deicde to throw down at Blogger.
Blogger has been sucking lately. I may need to explore other options just because of all the annoyance.
I'll take out your trash. Please let me!
I was going to ask about your nuts, but SG beat me to it.
Sounds like the dood was not a great fit, NEXT!
I'm kind of anti-myspace too. Give me a headache with the colors and sounds.
Well, we have a service where I live that takes my trash, I just put it outside my door. But the boyfriend part sounds good! ;) Really good.
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