HNT: Sometimes you just need a little Chibby..

This is my rat Chibby Chibberson.

As a single gal in Houston, sometimes you just have to chill out

and remember the good things in life.

However small and furry they may be.

In the words of Madmeer,

Chibby doesn't care how big my boobs are

or how small my waist is,

and she always thinks I'm beautiful in the morning,

eye boogers and all.

In addition, she always thinks my outfits are fabulous,

and she never complains about my cooking.

She's always devinely groomed,

and sometimes licks me clean as well.

She'll never ask to change the channel,

and she'll never be a pillow-hog.

My breath can never be too stinky,

and she only falls asleep next to me.

In a world so crazy and hectic,

sometimes you just need a little Chibby.

See my hook-up: Osbasso is da man with da master plan.