Heard Around Town: Little Sister Edition
Krazy K strikes again..
[context: I was explaining to my mom and my little sister how the CEO knew the famous founder of Wendy's, the national burger chain.]
DaMasta: "Our CEO's kids grew up playing with Dave Thomas' kids!"
Krazy K: "Wow!! Matchbox 20?!"
DaMasta: "Dave Thomas, not Rob Thomas..."
Krazy K: "Oh."
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[context: Krazy K is describing her new car, the 2007 Toyota Corolla, to me as we're walking around on the Kemah Boardwalk. Just then, a new black Corolla passes us on the street. Krazy K envies the sleek sophistication of the color black.]
Krazy K: "Dang! I knew it looked better in black!"
"So... gangsta."
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[context: I'm expressing my fear of walking around those big wooden poles that hold up power lines. According to public service announcements, power lines are dangerous. Krazy K, however, begs to differ.]
DaMasta: "Gah! I hate walking around those damn poles that hold up power lines."
Krazy K: "Why? It's not like we're in a .. thunderstorm.. or anything.."
DaMasta: "Power lines can kill you in daylight, too, ya know.."
Krazy K: "Uh.. don't they have medication for that?"
DaMasta: "For DEATH?!?!"
Krazy K: "Noo... for phobias."
DaMasta: "IT'S NOT A PHOBIA TO BE AFRAID OF POWER LINES! I'M TELLING YOU.. IF THE GOVERNMENT SAYS POWER LINES CAN KILL YOU, I'M SURE THEY CAN!"
4 Comments:
I sound a lot like Krazy K, LOL!
That's funny!
hehe ! My 14 yr old daughter wants a black Toyota Corolla with ground effects and spoiler as her first car . She might just get it to because those cars last forever. Have a good one !
So, there is no medication for death??? Dang!!
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