Where did that hour go?
I can never tell where the lost hour went. Which hour, exactly, did I lose?
Was it the hour of sex on Saturday morning?
Was it the hour I spent trying to keep the smoke alarm from going off while cooking in my apartment on Friday night?
Was it the hour I was trying to avoid this obnoxious drunk guy at the bar Saturday night?
Was it the hour I spent in the heat at the Children's Festival showing spawn how to make sock puppets?
Was it the hour of uncomfortable silence when The Ex showed up unexpectedly at my door at 8:00am on Sunday morning?
Was it the hour I spent doing laundry? [I hope it was that hour]
Was it the hour I spent wishing my Long Distance Love was in bed with me on Saturday night after the bar?
I wonder if it matters. Time is irrevelant, and yet, we're controlled by it. We plan, buy, think, sell, sleep, work, and wake by it. It's all around us, and it's irreplaceable.
12 Comments:
This was great.
High point: "spawn"
oh hey, it was the hour i wanted to sleep, that's all i know!
@#$%%$@# daylight savings time!!! gggrrrrrr.....
Who did you have sex with on Saturday morning?
Spinning - Spawn. Gah.
Lime - Geez, I'm telling you.. my sleep got all kinds of fugged up this weekend! I took a four hour nap yesterday and couldn't sleep last night. I felt like a twelve year old.
Snav - My. thoughts. exactly.
Frustrated - Secret Lover Boy. Who else?
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. Drink up.
I think it was either the hour I was supposed to masterbate or the one where I was supposed to be cleaning that got lost. Let me check...wait for it...yep...definitely didn't clean yesterday.
That one was too easy. You knew where I was going with that, didn't you.
I'll try harder next time.
if you find that hour , please let me know because I am missing it big time!
It flies by doesn't it?
Just think...it could have been worse. Your ex could have unexpectedly shown up during the hour of sex on Saturday!!!!
I thought that's what happened! I didn't even realize the ex showed up *after* the bootie call was gone! I thought the ex and the booty call were the same!
I swear, sometimes I read like doods listen. Only key words register.
I think you lost your hour knitting me a pair of lovely chinos.
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