Marriage: Who needs it?
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
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A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
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When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
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Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late."
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking
they had no faults at all.
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A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, to understand a man , to Love and to Forgive
him , and for Patience, for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll just beat him to death.
posted by DaMasta @ 9:27 AM
7 Comments:
You broke up with your boyfriend???
Or he broke up with you? Is this pices long distance secret lover boy? You poor dear. I feel your pain, believe me.
LOL! these are actually funny ! Sometimes I feel as if I could give Mr. Breazy away but I know I would want him back after a couple hours . The key is , you have to find the right one , or sometimes they just find you !
LOL! Too funny!
andyt - First of all, there's a difference between Secret Lover boy and Long Distance Lover.
Secret Lover boy lives in Houston, and I've been 'friends with benefits' for over a year now. He's an asshole, but his bedside manners are tolerable, so I put up with him. [Plus the sex is great ;)]
Long Distance Love is the boy that broke my heart. He is the only one I have ever loved so much. I know we were meant to be together, but I guess it'll never happen.
breaze - I think I could give a couple of boys away and never miss them again! ;)
gloria - By all means, steal it!! Thanks! :)
LMFAO!!!
Those are GOOOOOD!!!!!!
Hugs baby girl!!!
I love this one:
"When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him."
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