Half Nekkid Thursday: Favorite Drive-thru
Taco Bell
Oh, how you smell
I can't fit into my jeans
Cause of your flakey little beans
I have a big ole' seat
Cause of your Grade F meat
I got a sauce stain in my car
On my way back from a bar
You are the cheapest place
For to stuff my face
You make me holla
With your nachos for a dolla
I could eat a million Encheritos
And grilled chicken stuffed burritos
Covered with sour cream and cheese
I'll have one more, please
You are the gateway to gastric hell
The one and only, Taco Bell.
Wanna take rediculous pics of yourself waiting in the drive thru line?
Ask Os. He'll explain the rules.
posted by DaMasta @ 12:00 AM
29 Comments:
Brava! A masterpiece! Couldn't have written it better myself!
That was so romantic. I never thought my love for Toxic Smell could be captured into words like that, but here it is, complete with mad crazy rhymes.
"You are the cheapest place
For to stuff my face"
Just when I thought it couldn't be better, I imagined the poem being sung by Speedy Gonzales. Magical!
mmm Taco Bell or I would eat Taco Bueno ! we don't have Taco Bueno here but I ate it in Texas and loved it . Happy HNT!
Os - LOL.. masterpiece, huh?! Well, you would know! ;) Thanks!
Madmeer - Mad rhymes is what I'm all about, yo. I thought you knew.
Breaze - The first thing we're doing when you come to Texas is pigging out on Taco Smell! :)
I love this! Great picture Damasta!
Happy HNT!
Thanks, Lee Ann! Happy HNT to you!
I'll take that over haiku anyday! ~*HHNT*~
Le Chat - Goofy ryhmes are my specialty. What can I say! Happy HNT!
LMAO!!! I love it!!! that was friggin brilliant. love the pic too. super! happy HNT!
Very well done.
Hey while you are there, order me a couple of 7-layer burritos would ya? They are freaking awesomw as your poem. LOL HHNT doll
TG
Nice ode de taco bell! ;P
"I sure could go for a hundred tacos" - bart simpson
Happy HNT E!
Lovely :) Happy HNT!
LMAO! Great pic and what a wonderful poem - "gateway to gastric hell" - LOL! Nicely done! Happy HNT!
A most excellent poem and a most excellent HNT shot.
You are just SO friggin cute! I can't stand it!
:)
lime - I dunno if it was brilliant..LOL ... but it was fun! Thanks!
kow - Thanks for stopping by! Happy HNT.
Tommy - Oh yumm! 7 layers of gooey goodness! MmMmM.. Happy HNT!
Bs - Excellent quote! Thanks! Happy HNT ;)
Crimson - Thanks, sweetie. Happy HNT!
d'andre - LOL, thanks!
Mark - It's true, huh?! Gah! Happy HNT!
wcjack - *blushes* Thanks! Happy HNT to you!
Mmm Taco Bell, I like Taco Johns better though.
LMAO!!! That is awesome!!!! And, so are you!!!
Happy HNT Auntie D!!
Damnit ... now I want a meximelt!!!!
I love Taco Hell!!! It's right next door to the place where I work, it's way too convienent for me to run over there for lunch. I've lived off of the Caesar Chicken grilled stuffed burrito thingy this month. They are way too yummy.
Happy HNT!!!
I think the picture within the picture is more interesting... I can see that the Fuckus does not have a handy compartment for placing items such as cell phones. He smells like Cranberry-Something and likes to go to the beach. The Toxic Smell is old - I've never seen a white one. They are usually tan colored. Also, it looks like this is baby car day in the drive thru. I imagine behind you is a Geo Metro or go-kart or something...
You need to get this to Taco Bell immediately. It can be their new campaign. I seriously need to have Taco Bell for lunch now.
You are a funny gal. Good work.
damn - now that song is stuck in my head ... gastric hell .... taco smell.... la la la
happy hnt!
Love the pic and poem. HHNT!
I remember hearing a Latino comedian do a bit on Taco Bell, was killing me, so funny.
But his did NOT rhyme, so clearly, you get points for that.
Happy HNT
I love taco bell!! Nacho's bell grande,extra cheese, extra sour cream. Yummy!
Jerk - Taco John?! never heard of it!
Snavy - MmMmm.. just had a Mexican Pizza!
Redneck - There's a Pizza Hut/TB right next door to my work, too! Just sittin there.. tempting me!
LookingBusy - Yup. That's an iGrip. I don't have an iPod, but I DO have a slippery cell phone. It's actually a pretty new TB. It's white and tan. It's one of those TB/Pizza Hut joints.
Mr.Shifey - Wow.. I'm so glad you approve! LOL. ;)
ThomCat - LOL.. hey, that has a nice ring to it. Happy HNT!
Chris - Thanks!
Logo - It doesn't count if it doesn't rhyme!
Sherri - Yummmmmmm! Happy HNT.
LMFAO!
I luv this..
the wit and humour,
pain and hunger (or is that hunger pains?) are felt in this one.
haha
pUre Genious!!
Happy HNT!
happy drive thru hnt
:O I was so caught up in the poetry, I didn't even notice the cool shades!
It's like motorcycle cop meets SOOPA-STAR!
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