Things I Avoided by Not Watching the Super Bowl Last Night
1. Falling asleep
2. My mom screaming at the t.v., "Go! GO! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! GET 'EM!", for no apparent reason because she a. doesn't know anyfuckingthing about football and b. roots for both teams at the same time.
3. A hangover.
4. Disappointment after rooting for the Seahawks ONLY because most of my readers live in and/or near Seattle.
5. The Jackie Chan Diet Pepsi commercial.
6. Arguing with my little sister about what the difference is between a touchback and a safety.
7. Losing money on bets.
8. Men with beer breath.
9. Going on beer runs for the men with beer breath.
10. The four hour pre-game show and the weird half-time show.
posted by DaMasta @ 2:25 PM
6 Comments:
You also avoided the Super Bowl flu.
And don't forget that whore Jessica Simpson and her gnarly pizza face and pizza bites...
but that Michael Ian Black guy (from I love the 80s) on the Sierra Mist commercials is fricking delish...
I guess you covered that by saying hangover. Dammitt!! OK, you avoided nothing. I know you watched it.
I tried to avoid as much of it as possible but...
that Fedex commercial rocked! LMFAO!!!
Oh, you definitely avoided the sight of keith richards! The man looks like a corpse! (I should add, I do love the Rolling Stones, regardless)
I didn't find out who played or won until yesterday. I soooooooo do not care about football.
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