All Hail DaMasta!
Ten Top Trivia Tips about DaMasta!
- The opposite sides of DaMasta always add up to seven!
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing DaMasta!
- Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by DaMasta!
- Scientists have discovered that DaMasta can smell the presence of stoopidity in children.
- DaMasta is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
- Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are DaMasta.
- DaMasta can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
- In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become DaMasta on New Year's Day.
- Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of DaMasta, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
- The first domain name ever registered was DaMasta.com!
posted by DaMasta @ 5:19 PM
13 Comments:
Yeah ... um ... can you come sniff my kids???
LOLOL!!!
I think I got flowers on my third anniversary - would rather have had some Damasta!!!!
More than dolphins sleep below the surface of Damasta...I hope..
Snavy -*sniff* *sniff*
They smell fine!
Maybe a belated anniversary gift is in order!
lbseahag - I hope so! [I'm open to any suggestions.]
loving the new template!!
I think you get leather for your 3rd anniversary....
that opens up a whole new can of worms....
Wow, a 39 inch long toungue? My pet frog Grifter is jealous.
LMAO @ #2 and #7.....ROFLMAO!!!!
Ahhh... my third wedding anniversary, remember it like it was yesterday. Still have my Damasta sitting on the fireplace. :D
Hey I like the new look!
Wow, dolphins sleep underneath you, too?!?!?
This contrivium thing is full of useful info!
1. The colour of phallic symbols is no indication of their spiciness, but size usually is.
Ok I knew that one.
39 inches long, huh? I bet you spend a fortune on popsicles.
logo - Thanks, babe!
lbseahag - hmm.. I'm game!
wacko - Trust me. EVERYONE is jealous.
sherri - ah.. good times, good times..
spinning - even YOU cannot resist the belly of damasta..
madmeer - Size = spiciness... hmm.. yep. Makes sense to me.
shanshu - I spend a fortune on cute boys.
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