Today's Cafeteria Menu:
I have no fucking clue.
They stopped putting the menu on the web.
Someone needs to talk to those Mexicans.
Anyone speak Mexican?
Today is Office Supply Wednesday, y'all.
Duties I Perform Every Day [during the New Year] because I have no Actual Duties to Perform Every Day [during the New Year]:
1. Sift thru the jewelry in the Lost and Found to see if there’s anything good.
2. Say, “I saw you do that” to everyone who walks in while pointing to the security cameras on my desk.
3. Forget to water my poinsettia.
4. Decide which ornaments to steal off the company Christmas tree.
5. Ghost-write a memo asking the HR Director how the “layoffs” are going and blind carbon copy the whole corporate office.
6. Submit an expense request stating I need a refund for $1.40 every time the cafeteria Mexicans serve runny eggs.
7. Deny all accusations of blogging at work.
8. Take pictures of all the guys in Loss Prevention. Hey, they spy on me with THEIR cameras…
9. Play the movie Pulp Fiction on our plasma screens in the front lobby.
10. Tell all the vendors that come in today that I’m training to become a geisha.
posted by DaMasta @ 8:19 AM
14 Comments:
No lunch menu?
that is so wrong...but then again, photos of hot man meat should suffice....
Your plant's hurting there!
You should play Resvouir Dogs after Pulp Fiction ends.
BTW - that new Tarentino movie looks pretty damn freaky!
LBseahag - Stoopid Mexicans. They probably can't spell t-a-c-o-s-a-l-a-d.
Bs - I am sooOOo terrified of that new movie, I won't even watch the previews anymore. I do not heart Mr. Tarantino anymore.
LMFAO @ training to become a geisha!!!!
Mr. Tarentino scares me too!!
I like horror movies but after watching the previews I doubt I could stomache "Hostile". I think there is a difference between horror and images of torture. I doubt I could stomache Mr. Tarantino's new movie.
The Wolf is so cool. His NSX rocks. "It's a 30 minute drive... I'll be there in 10."
I can't speak Mexican but I can sure let them know that you are pissed ! lol! Thanks for the laughs Damasta, I really needed it ! :)
LMAO@ pulp fiction in the front lobby!
Snavy - It was a good movie, even though I didn't understand a dern thing about it.
J - I'm with you. I said that the poster didn't look that scary, but on second thought, count me out.
Looking - I drive like that.
Breazy - I think it goes, "me no likey runny eggos".
Lime - tee hee.
come on at least play Princess Bride on the plasmas in the lobby
You are the best employee ever. And I have some Mexican books on tape on CD on DVD if you want to borrow them.
Did you find anything worth keeping in the lost and found? That's an excellent idea!
You are a freaking RIOT.
"Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet, gentlemen."
Greatest line ever.
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