Say WhAAAAAAAAt!?
[context: It's the end of the Winter Holidays, and my 16 yr old sister is expressing her dismay about going back to school for the second semester.]
Krazy K [sighs]: Ugh... I don't wanna go back to school. School is for stoopid people.
DaMasta [matter-of-factly]: Then you should fit right in.
[context: The Benefits Dept and I are discussing the nationality of Angelina Jolie.]
Benefits Manager [not a Mexican]: She looks Mexican.
[Benefits Chick and I look at each other and smile.]
Benefits Chick [laughs]: I would know if she was Mexican.
DaMasta [chimes in]: Yeah, we can tell... we know our own people...
[context: I'm wearing a velvety shirt today.]
Building Manager [accidentally brushes up against me]: Oooh, you feel like peaches.
posted by DaMasta @ 7:10 AM
14 Comments:
Very.....interesting.....
Hey. Just getting caught up on your bloggy. Girl, you are a trip. :-) Cheers!
but D....everyone knows...
Peaches come from a can
they were put there by a man
in a factory downtooowwwnnn
Watch that peach fondler, I say he is NOT to be trusted!
looking - Yeah, the building manager dude thot it was interesting too...
Andy - hey cutie! come by anytime!
idiot - Yes. And I also know that there are millions of peaches. Peaches for me. AND for free.
ariella - Where's my red button when I need it?
I feel like kiwi.
And I think Angelina Jolie is hot.
Is hot a nationality?
I eat Kiwi, and I come from Hot.
LOL! The next time he has a peach, he's going to be saying to himself...
hmmm.... this feels like DaMasta
Yeah, and the next time I feel a man brush up against me, I'll be like, "Hmmm... feels like a Mexican."
LOL, a peach fonddler on your hands eh?
I'm scared.
I wonder what he does at the grocery store.
you kill me. And screw Angelina. I myself, as a Beaner, would throw her ass back...
Team Asiston!
that village idiot guy rules for knowing the peaches song...
Great. Now I want Mexican peach salsa.
Great. Now I want a wandering pallbearer.
That's right, Jinxy. AJ sux my ass. Not for real, though, that hoe couldn't get a piece of ass like mine.
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