Jesus H. West
Things We've Learned from Kanye West:
1. Jesus is a fan-whore. He will do anything for attention.
2. Living in the days of yore like Jesus was much like living in da hood.
3. Jesus IS a black man.
4. Jesus traded in his Swatch watch for a Rolly Bling when he went platinum.
5. Jesus ain't no broke n*ggah.
6. Jesus doesn't mind if you drop out of college.
7. Jesus hates President W.
8. While Jesus wouldn't date a gold diggah, he thinks they're pretty darn fly.
9. God-fearing black rapper plus Ego-maniac Oscar winner equals chart-topping hit single.
10. Ain't no one gonna bring Jesus down.
posted by DaMasta @ 8:54 AM
9 Comments:
i guess we have to change our pics of jesus, and put some bling on him now.
Geez... can you believe Kanye? Cracks me up how my evil mother loves his song! She bought his damn cd just for that single.
Is Jesus still a carpenter? I really don't want to have to change that bumper sticker I have on my car.
I bet he got phat dubs...he ain't be ridin' no donkey...dat motha got himself an Escalade!
Kanye has an inflated ego. Everyone made a big deal out of him, and now he thinks he's the shit. John Lennon caught so much shit for saying that the Beatles were more popular than Jesus (and he didn't mean anything bad by it), but Kanye dresses up like JC, and people are like, "He's so artsy."
PS, Jesus now turns water into Crystal.
Not Crystal, but Cristal (poppin bottles of Criss...) You all get it.
Mr. Shife - Jesus WAS a Carpenter, but he now sings in the group from P.Diddy's show Making of the Band [part two, i think].
lbseahag - Spinnin rims and all.
frustrated - He's not artsy. He's just a pop star. He wants to be some black-man-on-a-mission-thru-the-powerful-influence-of-rap, but he's just a glorified Justin Timberlake.
frustrated - I get it. Bling bling. Cristal. Slappin' da hoes.
I loves me some Jesus jokes. :)
I love me some Pizzle jokes:
Pizzle's so cool, his mama was an iceberg.
Pizzle's so fly, he has 80,000 eyes.
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