I Fell Off The Wagon
[Hey, lookie there.... a title. Cool.]
If you're looking for my HNT post, keep lookin'. Not there? Hmm. Musta not did one then, Einstein.
Last night, on my way home, I decided to get some grub. And I was sick and tired of being sick and tired, and I was especially sick and tired of eating soup. It tasted like paper anyways. Everything tasted like paper.
I figured if all food tasted like paper to me, then might as well have the best tasting paper I could find.
That's where Taco Bell comes in. Oh, how do I love thee... let me count the carbs..
$3.23, what a small price to pay for such an ass-load of carbs.
Oooh, yes. I was anxiously awaiting to discover what treats I had inside the bag. I could hardly contain myself. I was ready. I was ready to spice up my night.
So, I scooted my t.v. tray next to the couch and turned on Everyone Loves Raymond.
Am I the only one left who doesn't love Raymond?
Oh, glorious Cheesy Bean and Rice burrito. I could see the rice meshing with the beans meshing with the ... what the hell is that? ... um, I think it's secret sauce.
Open wide!
Tasted like cheesy paper with warm thick paper wrapped around
it. Darn this flu.
Total carbs: 1, 345, 751.009
With a belly full of carbs and Tylenol Pm, I settled down for a nice, long, carb-induced coma.
No, thank you, Taco Bell.
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8 Comments:
That stuff will kill you.
SAY IT AINT SO!!!!! NOT TACO DEATH!!!
Jeff - I'm lucky to be alive.
Idiot - NO! I didn't fall off the wagon, I just used the excuse, "I was sick". So, no more carbs from now on. Nope. Ok, maybe one.
LOL! D'OH! Nothing beats some cheesy paper wraped in a warm paper tortilla! :P
BS - Man, I couldn't taste anything! I was soo mad! It was the first day in three days that I was hungry, and I COULDN'T TASTE A THING!! GRRRR..
I am glad to hear that someone other than myself can't taste a darn thing they put in their mouth! It all taste the same to me ! Get well soon !
This is funny. I like Toxic Smell mucho. Muy bueno!
OK no HNT?? Well, I too confess to wanting Taco Hell about 4 times a year, I love the fire sauce! I love the regular mystery meat tacos too!
Happy HNT anyway!
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