Como?!

In high school I made it to Honors Spanish II and graduated with Hispanic Honors Society ribbons.

At the University of Texas, I tested out of 5 hours of Spanish courses with a 4.0, and during my three years there, took 6 semesters of Spanish courses and almost studied abroad.

At the University of Houston, I took one Conversational Spanish course where we had to stand in front of the classroom everyday and give a three to five minute speech all in Spanish and I freaked out and dropped the class.

I'm not fluent in Spanish. And if I don't know a word, I make one up.

13 cosas que te gustan:

1. Mac and Cheese
2. Blogging
3. My fuzzy shoes that look like slippers
4. Boys
5. Driving fast
6. Text messaging
7. Picture messaging
8. Winning money
9. Raises
10. The beach
11. Getting presents on days that aren't my birthdays.
12. New office supplies
13. Getting wet
    

12 películas buenas:

1. Pretty Woman
2. So I Married An Axe Murderer
3. Chicago
4. The Wedding Planner
5. Moulin Rouge
6. A League of Her Own
7. The Godfather [Parts One thru Twenty]
8. Star Wars [Parts One thru Thirty-Two]
9. Office Space
10. The Audition [Korean horror film]
11. The Little Mermaid
12. Fun with Dick and Jane
    

11 buenas bandas musicales/cantantes:

1. Black Eyed Peas
2. NSYNC
3. Barenaked Ladies
4. The Pulp Fiction Soundtrack
5. The 50 First Dates Soundtrack
6. Gipsy Kings
7. Billie Holiday
8. Norah Jones
9. Brooks and Dunn
10. Marshall Mathers
11. Bowling for Soup
    

10 curiosidades sobre ti, físicamente:

1. All my curls don't curl the same way
2. I have really short eyelashes
3. I look like a hoodrat and/or Gwen Stefani when I wear dark red lipstick
4. Once I got a perm and I think my hair exploded
5. My left foot is bigger than my right foot
6. Most Mexican girls are hairy on their arms, but I'm not
7. I'm not coordinated enough to blow dry my own hair straight
8. I lose my balance all the time
9. My eyes are very small, some say beady
10. I can touch my chin with my tongue
    
    

9 cosas que te molestan:

1. Stoopid people
2. Grilled salmon
3. Celebrities who think they can ice skate
4. The stoopid medical supply company who sold Tom Cruise an ultrasound machine
5. Evil spawn
6. Camping [well, I don't particularly care for the outdoors in general]
7. The Houston Texans
8. David Hasselhoff groupies [sorry, Mr. Shife]
9. Colonoscopies
   

8 comidas o bebidas favoritas:

1. Burrito Supremes
2. Chicken Ceasar Salads
3. Diet Dr Pepper
4. Peppermint Patties
5. Cute Boys
6. Cream Gravy
7. Smashed Potatoes covered in #6
8. Candy Corn
   
   

7 cosas que vayas a donde vayas, siempre llevas contigo:

1. My celly
2. My rolly bling
3. My regular bling
4. My cash-ola
5. My purse-o-crap
6. My rings
7. My sharp tongue
   
   

6 tipos de música que particularmente te gusten:

1. Salsa
2. Jazz
3. Pop [like Mr. JT]
4. Rock
5. Christmas Songs
6. 80s
   
   

5 tipos de musica que particularmente te desagradan:

1. Oldies Rock [gross]
2. Showtunes [they are gay. not that there's anything wrong with that.]
3. Humming [if you don't know the words, Shut The Fuck Up]
4. Gangsta Rap
5. Kenny G [even though I still have a cd of his]
   
   

4 programas de tv que ves actualmente:

1. Dancing with Celebrites
2. Beauty and the Geek
3. Friends
4. Gray's Anatomy
   
   

3 famosos por los que podrías enloquecer:

[Ok, this one stumped me. It either means 3 celebrities that make you crazy [in a bad way], or 3 celebrities that make you crazy [in a good way]. So, I choose IN A BAD WAY.]

1. Tom Cruise and his friend Oprah
2. Christopher Walken
3. E.T.
   
   

2 substances that you consume at the moment:

[huh? why is this one in English? whatever.]

1. Diet Dr Pepper
2. M&Ms [oops]
   

1 secreto que quieras confesar:

1. I heart one of my blog readers.