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Thursday, December 01, 2005

Today's Cafeteria Menu:
Tostadas
Spanish Rice
A la charra beans

Seems like they are serving more and more Mexican food these days. Ya know, contrary to popular belief, you can be too cavalier with beans. Maybe now that the Mexicans have formed a union, they feel the need to spread their Mexico-ness everywhere. Whatever the reason, I'm starting to feel a little sick, and it either has to do with enchiladas or those runny eggs in the morning. It just dawned on me that most people might not know what a tostada is. Allow me. It's a flat crisp shell with meat, beans, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese and sour cream piled on top. Some people call it a Chalupa, but they would be stooopid. If there's one thing Taco Bell has taught me, it's that this is a Tostada. Let me show you:


Well, today is a very special day for me. Not only is it the beginning of the Christmas season, it is the beginning of my birthday month. Yes, that's right, yours truly was born two days after Christmas. So, let the countdown begin: 27 days till my birthday. w00t. Soon, I will be compiling lists of my birthday wishes. [Most people make lists for Santa, but that guy gives me the creeps. Plus, I want to keep the focus on the important thing - me.]

I know HNT is today, but I'm afraid I won't be showing any pics. I was waaay too busy last night picking up the newest member of the DaMasta household: a cute little blue-hooded rat! Yes, that's right, I said blue. They are fairly rare, and she was a great find. I will have pictures soon, but just to give you an idea, this is what a blue-hooded rat looks like:



HNT Archives

If you really need to tickle your HNT bone, just check out my previous posts.

Boobs Con Quesa

Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes

How Many Licks Does It Take?

Heh, I said bone.

17 Comments:

Blogger LBseahag said...

nice hood rat...is quesa gonna be pissed?

great poem...you were grunge in the 90s, werent you...

Thursday, December 01, 2005 7:45:00 AM  
Blogger Bsoholic said...

Woohoo! Can't wait to see the new member of the family!

A tostada sounds good about now too.

Thursday, December 01, 2005 7:52:00 AM  
Blogger DaMasta said...

Wow, I just read that poem for the first time in two weeks, and dammit... IT SUCKS!..lol... Damn, I think I'll take it down. Doh!

Thursday, December 01, 2005 8:00:00 AM  
Blogger Stephanie said...

Welcome to Damasta's family! What's it's name? Happy unHNT!!

Thursday, December 01, 2005 8:22:00 AM  
Blogger LBseahag said...

whew....glad i could bring you back...

i don't wanna see that much tenderness until you bring that hood rat home...

im talking about me...

Thursday, December 01, 2005 8:25:00 AM  
Blogger LBseahag said...

Am I a buttah face?

or a butttah getta better face?

Thursday, December 01, 2005 9:00:00 AM  
Blogger DaMasta said...

More like smooooth like buttah.

Thursday, December 01, 2005 9:07:00 AM  
Blogger Thomcat said...

that tostada looks mighty tasty ... mmm

Thursday, December 01, 2005 9:39:00 AM  
Blogger Logophile said...

Welcome new blue-hooded Damasta hump dweller!
Happy Not NT to you!

Thursday, December 01, 2005 9:39:00 AM  
Blogger lime said...

thaqnks for the definition and clarification. can i hve my tostado without sour cream?

hope the new lil ratty pie fits right in

Thursday, December 01, 2005 10:03:00 AM  
Blogger Breazy said...

Happy HNT! Congrats on the blue-hooded rat !

Thursday, December 01, 2005 11:24:00 AM  
Blogger DaMasta said...

Thomcat, YOU look mighty tasty..

Thanks, ariella.

Lime, you can have a tostada any way you want..

Thanks, Breaze.

I will be putting pics up soon!

Thursday, December 01, 2005 11:44:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. Shife said...

Congrats on the newest member of your household.

Thursday, December 01, 2005 1:02:00 PM  
Blogger DaMasta said...

Pv, you know what's even more disturbing than you putting beans ON TOP of the sourcream? The fact that you watch LOST.

Thursday, December 01, 2005 2:45:00 PM  
Blogger lookingbusy said...

LOL! LOST.. that's gay.

Thursday, December 01, 2005 3:39:00 PM  
Blogger LBseahag said...

Quesa died???

What??? when is the funeral, where can I send flowers!

Thursday, December 01, 2005 5:33:00 PM  
Blogger lookingbusy said...

That's pretty funny... I read that article about the janitors joining the union. It says they had a mariachi band and janitors banging on plastic buckets during the celebration.

Friday, December 02, 2005 7:45:00 AM  

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