Today's Cafeteria Menu:
Fajita Taco Salad
A la Charra Beans
Spanish Rice

I really really really don't feel like Mexican food today. Is it just me or does it seem like Texas is the only place where you can eat Mexican food seventy-two times a week and everyone thinks it's normal?

I'm freezing over here. I have my leather jacket on and a broken space heater at my feet, and I'm. fucking. cold.

Secret Lover Boy came over Saturday night. And as soon as we got into bed, we didn't get out until 6am this morning. So while I was in bed all yesterday, I wasn't exactly sleeping. Now, what I make up for in sexual dexterity, I lack in housekeeping skills. Namely cooking. The following conversation took place sometime between ordering breakfast tacos and a delivered pizza:

[Secret Lover Boy]: Food.

[DaMasta]: What do you want to eat?

[Secret Lover Boy]: Food.

[DaMasta]: Hmm..let's see. I could cook you some...

We both laugh at the obsurdity of the gesture.

[Secret Lover Boy]: What are you going to cook? Oatmeal and veggies? I think we should order pizza.

Just for the record, I have never cooked oatmeal and veggies. Too much work.

I went to Galveston on Saturday with my friend Lisa, Lisa's mom and dad, Lisa's brother and sister, and Lisa's spawn. I'm so mad that I didn't have a digicam cause it was DICKENS ON THE STRAND! The Strand is downtown Galveston. Every year near Christmas, they have a big Victorian celebration. Oh, what a grand time we had watching all the freaks dress up in Victorian costumes. It was a good thing we arrived late, because I narrowly dodged a mass wedding at noon.

When I went to go pick up Lisa, her Spawn [an adorable three year old girl] and I had a little conversation about Christmas, how bad she's been all year long, and where Santa lives.

[DaMasta]: Hey baby! How cute are you!

[Spawn]: DaMasta!

[DaMasta]: You know Santa's coming soon?! Have you been good?

[Spawn]: No.

She continues.

[Spawn]: DaMasta, where does Santa live?

[DaMasta]: The IcePole.

[Spawn]: The IcePole!!!.....................DaMasta, where's the IcePole?

I really shouldn't drink before engaging in conversations with impressionable three year olds.

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And if you haven't done so already, please play along with the mad libs on the previous post and leave a comment won't ya.