Today's Cafeteria Menu:
Beef Stew
Rice
Bleh.
I'm getting sick. I get a fucking promotion, and now I'm getting sick.
Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you. When I was hired on at XYZ Fashion Corporation, I was just a lowly temporary employee. Starting today, I am officially permanant. While this doesn't change my title: Receptionist Extrodinaire, this does mean fatter paycheck and benefits. Now I can finally get that tattoo of Loves A Lot Bear removed from my ass.
On the first day of Christmas, The Cuz gave to me:
A pink jewelry box from Wally World.
Just a reminder, my birthday is in 25 days, and I accept all forms of cash, gifts and/or handcuffs.
posted by DaMasta @ 10:51 AM
12 Comments:
I think you will regret removing Loves A Lot from your rear. I know the Hello Kitty tattoo on my ass has helped me out a time or two.
Congrats!
Yeah, keep the Loves A Lot bear tattoo for a while longer.
Yay on thr promotion!!
I likey the jewelry box!! Good taste Ms. Damasta!
Nah, I think I'll take off the Loves a lot bear and just keep the Popeye tattoo on my ankle.
I say you should just add a couple MORE care bears, cuz really, can you care too much?
And congrats on the raise, whatcha getting me for Christmas?
Are you hiring yet?
Loves-a-lot bea... on yuor...
oh my. Congrats on da promotion.
Cheers!
Looking, I've already told you... yes, we're hiring, just not YOU. Don't call us, we'll call you.
Andy, nice to see you, my love! You should see what I have tattooed above my tan line...
Congrats! And I recommend Nyquil.
YAY! Congratulations on the promotion ! Have a good weekend ! :)
thats rad...congrats on the promotion...do you get a company car and a lock on the office door so you can get even higher up in the company?
I'll give you a hug for your birthday!
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