Number of times profanity was used during the unwraping of gifts on Christmas morning: 1
Number of times profanity was used by 5pm on Christmas Day: 5
Number of times someone said they were "high" during poker: 876
Number of times the word "pot" made me giggle during poker: 1,713
Number of times someone in my family made a sexual reference during Christmas: 32
Number of times profanity was used during the entire Christmas day: 27
posted by DaMasta @ 11:37 AM
4 Comments:
Dammit, you're high!
Enjoy your bithday evening dinner. I hope it is good given your low-carb. You are correct, diet resolutions before the holidays is a bad idea.
LOL!!
On Christmas Day for the very first time in the almost 16 years I have known her - I heard my mom-in-law curse!! Best Christmas ever!!!
Ariella - Dammit, you're a dog.
J - Eh, diets during the holidays proved to be tolerable. Also prevented me from rushing the dessert table after dinner! And, I actually lost weight during the weekend! w00t.
Snav - This Christmas was by far the Christmas with the most cuss words. Catholics...sheesh.
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