Merry Half Nekkid Christmas!

This week, Os decided to send us flying into the giving spirit

by telling other bloggers what we'd get them

if we could get them whatever we wanted.

[Or something like that]

To ThomCat: Your poetic thoughts and decadent writing

has inspired me to be more creative in my own writing. Your love for beauty

and wonder about the world captivates me. Your stories and poems stir my emotions

and leave me wanting more. For all that and more, these boobs are for you.

To Wirthy: Ah, to have a boyfriend like you. Ready to commit.

So caring and understanding. So handsome and debonair. And always willing

to please. Ok, none of this is true, but I love ya anyways. So, Wirthy, these boobs are for you.

To Jinxy: Your job kicks my job's ass. You travel the world and share

wonderful stories with us on your blog. Your creativity and unnatural love for eating weird

combinations of food remind me of home. Your fur is soft and your heart, while black, is pure.

Jinxy, these boobs are for you.