Just a little weekend fun.
This was stolen from the Half-Nekkid God himself, Osbasso.
Just fill in the blanks, and leave your answers in the comments. [Oh, go tag yourself, T.]
01] I _____ DaMasta.
02] DaMasta is _____.
03] If I were alone in a room with DaMasta, I would _____.
04] I think DaMasta should _____.
05] DaMasta needs _____.
06] I want to _____ DaMasta.
07] Someday DaMasta will ___.
08] DaMasta reminds me of _____.
09] Without DaMasta _____.
10] My memories of DaMasta are _____.
11] DaMasta can be _____.
12] The worst thing about DaMasta is _____.
13] The best thing about DaMasta is _____.
14] I am _____ with DaMasta.
15] One thing I would like to know about DaMasta is _____.
16] DaMasta should go and _____.
17] DaMasta, _____ me.
posted by DaMasta @ 3:35 PM
12 Comments:
01] I haven't met DaMasta.
02] DaMasta is sassy!
03] If I were alone in a room with DaMasta, I would have a good time.
04] I think DaMasta should leave her care bear alone.
05] DaMasta needs MORE CARE BEARS.
06] I want to compare notes with DaMasta.
07] Someday DaMasta will see the benefit of leaving her care bears alone.
08] DaMasta reminds me of another sassy curly-haired gal.
09] Without DaMasta I would never think of quesadillas as breakfast food.
10] My memories of DaMasta are short.
11] DaMasta can be awfully funny.
12] The worst thing about DaMasta is she lives in Texas.
13] The best thing about DaMasta is she blogs.
14] I am planning to build a tree fort with DaMasta.
15] One thing I would like to know about DaMasta is whether she is a paper over the top or paper under the roll toilet paper gal.
16] DaMasta should go and buy a gift for her new ratty.
17] DaMasta, pay me.
ooo..its like mad libs... in BLOG form.
01] I smell DaMasta.
02] DaMasta is smelly.
03] If I were alone in a room with DaMasta, I would smell.
04] I think DaMasta should shower.
05] DaMasta needs deodorant.
06] I want to bathe DaMasta.
07] Someday DaMasta will shower.
08] DaMasta reminds me of rotten quesadillas on hot day in calcutta.
(ok enough making silly smelly jokes, i'm sure you smell like roses :))
09] Without DaMasta i would have one less blog to read at work whilst i pretend to work.
10] My memories of DaMasta are frivilous.
11] DaMasta can be verbose.
12] The worst thing about DaMasta is her lunches sounds awful.
13] The best thing about DaMasta is she's a funny woman.
14] I am rapping with DaMasta. (sorry..it just sounded so BET i had to say it)
15] One thing I would like to know about DaMasta is whether I can have quesadillas for dinner.
16] DaMasta should go and fly a kite.
17] DaMasta, visit me.
1. I idolize Damasta.
2. Damasta is very funny.
3. If I were alone in a room with Damasta, I would have her make me a quesadilla.
4. I think Damasta should gang up with her cousin and take out the party whore.
5. Damasta needs a new pet.
6. I want to have lunch with Damasta.
7. Someday Damasta will find her niche.
8. Damasta reminds me of one of my highschool friends.
9. Without Damasta, I would laugh less.
10. My memories of Damasta include an email about a xerox machine.
11. Damasta can be sarcastic.
12. The worst thing about Damasta is, I can't think of one.
13. The best thing about Damasta is her exciting accounts of her work day.
14. I am glad I got to know Damasta.
15. One thing I would like to know about Damasta is what color is your toothbrush?
16. Damast should go and eat a quesadilla.
17. Damasta, shop with me.
01] I heart DaMasta.
02] DaMasta is hilarious.
03] If I were alone in a room with DaMasta, I would hump her leg.
04] I think DaMasta should smoke more.
05] DaMasta needs taco bell.
06] I want to makeout with DaMasta.
07] Someday DaMasta will reveal her full photo.
08] DaMasta reminds me of me.
09] Without DaMasta I'd cry.
10] My memories of DaMasta are funny.
11] DaMasta can be feisty.
12] The worst thing about DaMasta is she's far away.
13] The best thing about DaMasta is personality.
14] I am nothing without DaMasta.
15] One thing I would like to know about DaMasta is does she have a hick accent.
16] DaMasta should go and get another rat.
17] DaMasta, blog me hard.
FU..he cracks me up...
what is that smell?
Ariella, I'm a toilet paper over the top kinda gal. Only serial killers and my mother like the toilet paper under the roll.
Fu, you can only have a Quesadilla for dinner if dinner is breakfast in bed. What are you doing later?
Sherri, oddly enough, my toothbrush is blue. I say oddly cause I make it a point not to get blue toothbrushes. But it was a present. It's electric. And it's one powerful machine.
LBSeahag, At times, yes I do have a hick accent I guess. Especially when I say "sangwich". but it's been said that I sound more like a valley girl. Go figure.
01] I heart DaMasta.
02] DaMasta is da bomb!
03] If I were alone in a room with DaMasta, I would read a book. ;)
04] I think DaMasta should read a book.
05] DaMasta needs another glue stick.
06] I want to meet DaMasta.
07] Someday DaMasta will win the lottery.
08] DaMasta reminds me of somebody.
09] Without DaMasta blogland would suck.
10] My memories of DaMasta are swell.
11] DaMasta can be hilarious.
12] The worst thing about DaMasta is her awesomness makes the rest of us look bad.
13] The best thing about DaMasta is she defines awesome.
14] I am friends with DaMasta.
15] One thing I would like to know about DaMasta is how she became so awesome.
16] DaMasta should go and kick some ass.
17] DaMasta, rock me like a hurricane.
Bs, HERE I AM!
Well, B, to answer your question. A lot of people contributed to my awesomeness. My mother was responsible for teaching me sarcasm and the proper use of snide remarks. My dad was the comic genuis of the family. My sister has a cold heart and an evil laugh that always comes in handy. And the dog was always dumb.
01] I cropdusted DaMasta.
02] DaMasta is shiny and happy.
03] If I were alone in a room with DaMasta, I would party like its 1999.
04] I think DaMasta should audition for American Idol.
05] DaMasta needs moon boots.
06] I want to buy office supplies with DaMasta.
07] Someday DaMasta will become an underwear model.
08] DaMasta reminds me of ESPN.
09] Without DaMasta I would be crestfallen.
10] My memories of DaMasta are stored in a cave.
11] DaMasta can be a truck driver if she applies herself.
12] The worst thing about DaMasta is her clown shoe collection.
13] The best thing about DaMasta is nude photos of Donald Trump.
14] I am blogging with DaMasta.
15] One thing I would like to know about DaMasta is Celine Dion a gay robot.
16] DaMasta should go and make me some butterscotch noodles.
17] DaMasta, paint me.
I think I am stealing this idea and using it on my blog this week.
Mr. Shife, while Celine Deon IS in fact a robot, she is not gay. That rumor started when she signed a singing contract in Vegas. It was said that man/woman would dress like her and lip sync her part in case she felt ill one evening. But I guess that never happened. ...Or did it?
Just don't tell LEACH about stealing this idea and putting on your blog. He might just start freaking out and deleting everyone's comments.
01] I despise DaMasta.
02] DaMasta is a better blogger than I am.
03] If I were alone in a room with DaMasta, I would test out my bowstaff skills.
04] I think DaMasta should bake a cake and document it on her blog.
05] DaMasta needs a kama sutra.
06] I want to yodel to DaMasta.
07] Someday DaMasta will finally impress us all.
08] DaMasta reminds me of 3 week old eggs, sometimes your ok, other times it's just rotten.
09] Without DaMasta I would have 3 more free minutes per day.
10] My memories of DaMasta are fond, but jaded.
11] DaMasta can be mischievous.
12] The worst thing about DaMasta is she wont sing a capella to me.
13] The best thing about DaMasta is her neediness.
14] I am not best friends with DaMasta.
15] One thing I would like to know about DaMasta is why she drives a Ford Fuckus.
16] DaMasta should go and kick something.
17] DaMasta, kick me.
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