Today's Cafeteria Menu:
Me on a stick.

As everyone knows, the busiest shopping day of the year occurred right after Thanksgiving. Normally, I r-e-f-u-s-e to be a part of the madness [ya know, with all the stoopid people cutting in line and all], but this year I couldn't resist. Hey, they had $10 fleece shirts at Old Navy. So, drugged, stuffed, and alcoholed-up, I went around town shopping my little evil heart out....

Heard Around Town [drugged, stuffed, and alcoholed-up Edition]:

The first store we stop at, I realized I had the munchies. "Hey look, they have cock-ie dough flavor candies." I have never laughed so hard in my entire life.

Looking thru the Thanksgiving Day circulars, I came across a really good sale at one of my favorite stores. "Hey, we should go here, they have a lot of crack on sale." I meant to say crap, crap on sale. But crack would have been nice, too.

We decided to take a lunch break at one of our favorite Mexican restaurants. When The Cuz's husband got his food, he looked at me and said, "Hey, you want a bite of my big burrito?"

I replied to the above statement, "I don't care how big you think it is, I do not want a bite of your burrito."

Today is Office Supply Wednesday. Here are my fish-free office supplies: