Today's Cafeteria Menu:
Grilled Chicken Breast
Garlic Green Beans
Small Side Salad
Heh... I said chicken.
Today I have an important announcement. My cousin has started working at XYZ Fashion Corporation this morning. This development is important to me in a number of different ways:
Top 5 Great Things about DaMasta's cousin coming to work for XYZ Corporation:
1. Combined together we form a being so powerful it can eliminate even the most heightened level of stupidity that emerges from DJ Dumbass and Party Whore.
2. She can use me to speak Mexican to the cooks to get a double scoop of eggs in her breakfast tacos.
3. I can add another person to my list of "people to watch trip up the stairs".
4. Someone to whisper clever comebacks in my ear when Party Whore is passive-aggressively insulting me from across the lunch table.
5. Adds more drama to blog about.
posted by DaMasta @ 8:05 AM
20 Comments:
secret - I'm afraid I can't disclose that imformation to you at this point. Let's just say she is upstairs in a department far, far away from me. Actually it's only 27 steps away, not that I counted or anything.
I, strangly enough, CAN'T have enough drama. I do not interact with enough people to even have drama.
Dear Damasta's Cousin - Welcome to your new job at XYZ Fashion Corporation. Please do everthing Damasta tells you without question and I'm sure you will have a long and lucrative career. Now, be a dear and fetch her a quesadilla!
Trip up the stairs?? Sounds like my kind of person!
sounds like great fun. but if i were the other ppl at XYZ, i'd not be turning my back on the two of you!
snavy - Don't forget to remind her that I will need that Clever Comebacks list on my desk before noon.
idiot - We've made a wager on who will be the first to trip up the stairs. My money is on me. ... hey.. wait a minute...
lime - No one should EVER turn their backs on us.
Is this the same cousin that took your magic rings? Maybe she used them during the interview and they worked.
Also, I thought you said you weren't hiring. Thanks a lot.
And since when do the Mexican's speak Mexican? I thought it was Spanish. My mistake. I speak American mostly, myself.
Cool! Have fun !
Ah yes, but does the "hottie" percentage increase, decrease or stay the same?
There will be a test later.
That should be fun, working with cousin -not tripping up stairs.
Weeeeee!
looking - No, she didn't take the rings, I left them at her place.
Yes, we are hiring. No, we are not hiring you. You're welcome very much.
You're lucky I speak enough Mexican to get us the hook up in the cafeteria.
Breaze - Thanks, girl! And, we will!
Jerk - My "hottie" percentage goes up. My cousin's "hottie" percentage stays the same. And Party Whore's "hottie" percentage goes drastically down.
Bs - Tripping will only be fun for the non-tripper.
I love it when people trip up the stairs!
Anika - One chick ate it the other day up the stairs. She was so embarassed when she was picking up her stuff, that she had to come back and make a second trip to look for the other stuff she dropped.
Will there be more drama than a Eastern European soap opera? Those Eastern Europeans really ooze with the drama.
sounds like I should stay tuned.
Mr.Shife - Well, I don't know where Eastern Europe is, Meester Shife, but us Mexicans know how to throw down some drama.
looking - You can always tell there's gonna be drama when you hear a lot of "chinga tu madre" and "No me digas!"
Oh, and if you ever see a shoe flying across the room, you know there's trouble a-brewin'.
Sounds like trouble!
The two of you could be quite a force to be reckoned with! Good for you, it's always a plus to have allies.
Nice...what is damasta's cousin's name?
hope she doesnt try to steal dj sexy from you...cousins do that...
Jinxy - Party Whore's already got that covered.
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