quesadillas for breakfast

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Friday, November 04, 2005

Today's Cafeteria Menu:
Chicken Tenders
Mashed Potatoes
Corn

Weeee...corn again. I stole this post from Bobby because I have recently added site meter to my blog and I am now completely obsessed with it. And, according to the referrals list, people google "quesadillas" all the time, which, coincidentally, brings them to my site. Woo, fun.


Who's Googling Me?

Renton, Washington - (search.netscape) "how did they make quesadillas" 9:16PM Nov 2nd - Well, Mr. Renton Washington, "they" still "make" quesadillas here in the real world. Where have you been? Under a rock? Apparently, at 9pm at night on Nov 2nd, Mr. Washington felt a need to make a so-called quesadilla and he visited my site to learn how. Unfortunately for Mr. Washington, I have yet to put a quesadilla recipe on my blog. Oops.

Tijuana, Mexico - (google.com) "history of the quesadilla" 2:45PM Nov 2nd - WTF? Here's a thought Mr. Mexico . . . GO ASK YOUR FUCKING NEIGHBORS!

Whittier, California - (search.msn) "how much does cheese quesadillas cost" 11:27AM Nov 2nd - Here's Mr. California. It's lunch time. He's hungry. He pulls out his wallet, OH NO! Only a few bucks and a hankering for a cheese quesadilla. What he should have asked is "how much does hooked on phonics cost".

Seattle, Washington - (search.msn) "quesadillas" 11:40AM Nov 2nd - Another lunch time quesadilla craving. Wow - all you have to do is type in quesadillas and I'm there. Sweet.

The following searches have nothing to do with me or my site, per se, but I was still the FIRST one on the list when googled.

Portland, Oregon - (google.com) "weed, fraggle" 1:24AM Nov 2nd - LMFAO. I can't get over this one. I don't know if Mr. Oregon wanted to get high with some fraggles or if he meant to look up what he should do if he's high and was feeling frazzled, but either way, what he really needed was the number to Dominos for a late night delivery. My site was first on the list because I had blogged about my wanting the fraggle rock show to return and a hankering for weed in the same post.

Lawnside, New Jersey - (search.yahoo) "I wear jeans to the beach" 3:07PM Nov 1st - Hey, check it out. Someone else likes to wear jeans to the beach. Score. Hey Lawnside, if you ever stop by my blog again - call me.

Buffalo, New York - (google.com) "plane quesadillas" 2:21PM Nov 3rd - I don't know if Mr. New York was trying to catch a plane to Mexico or if he wanted a quesadilla with nothing on it, but what he got yesterday was a boob full of rat. And he didn't even stay for dessert.

18 Comments:

Blogger Stephanie said...

Dammit!! Now you have a site meter. I guess I'm gonna have to stop stalking you! No fair!

Friday, November 04, 2005 6:43:00 AM  
Blogger Breazy said...

LOL! Some people in this world have way more time than sense ! Good post! :)

Friday, November 04, 2005 7:00:00 AM  
Blogger Bsoholic said...

Think that is nuts, you should see some of the things people find me when they google something to do with bullshit. Hahahaha! You'd be surprised how many people google bullshit!

Friday, November 04, 2005 7:58:00 AM  
Blogger The Village Idiot said...

Weed Fraggle...whats up with that and everyone knows you have to go to Pacoima for a good cheese quesadilla

Friday, November 04, 2005 8:39:00 AM  
Blogger DaMasta said...

Snavy - I heart stalkers. Keep up the good work. ;)

Breazy - I just never knew people had such an interest in Quesadillas.

Secret - Been there. Done that.

anonymous - Oops. Look like you slipped thru. Time to put the word veri back on. Thanks for reminding me.

Pv - I think I might add a recipe tomorrow and stick it on my side bar.

Bs - I bet. That must be a riot for you!!

Friday, November 04, 2005 8:46:00 AM  
Blogger Bobby said...

that was great. my hispanic step family would be glad to know people are interested in quesadillas.

Friday, November 04, 2005 8:54:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. Shife said...

I got googled last night, and it cost me $25. And you thought gas prices were out of control.

Friday, November 04, 2005 10:14:00 AM  
Blogger DaMasta said...

idiot - That better be a place in Texas, cause it's the only state where good quesadillas are made.

bobby - My hispanic REAL family doesn't even like quesadillas.

Mr.Shife - That's cheap. I charge $75.

Friday, November 04, 2005 11:28:00 AM  
Blogger lookingbusy said...

I hope that your fancy new site meter doesn't tell you where I live. :O

Friday, November 04, 2005 12:04:00 PM  
Blogger DaMasta said...

looking - California, right? ;)

Friday, November 04, 2005 12:13:00 PM  
Blogger lookingbusy said...

Ha! You'll never know... :>

Friday, November 04, 2005 12:19:00 PM  
Blogger DaMasta said...

looking - Oh, but I already know. MWAAAHAAA HAAAA>..

Friday, November 04, 2005 12:40:00 PM  
Blogger DaMasta said...

looking - No, I just really know...

Friday, November 04, 2005 2:03:00 PM  
Blogger Sherri Sanders said...

I once had someone google for 'bifocals'. I can't even remember ever writing about bifocals, but, they got my site from it.

Friday, November 04, 2005 3:02:00 PM  
Blogger Logophile said...

I finally made it though!
Yay!
Happy happy joy joy!

Friday, November 04, 2005 3:51:00 PM  
Blogger LBseahag said...

This post really proved why i think you are a comedic genius...

i love you, damasta...

Friday, November 04, 2005 5:35:00 PM  
Blogger DaMasta said...

Sherri - LOL... the guy that googled "plane quesadillas" got to read all about my hurrication in Florida and how I thot I was going to die on the plane!!

Areilla - JOY!! I have nooo idea why my tagboard kicked you off. He's usually a very well-mannered tag board.

Jinxy - I wuv u too.

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