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Thankful
I am thankful for all the bloggers here
I am thankful that my parents live so near.
I am thankful that the Astros made it far
I am thankful for my non-gas-guzzling car.
I am thankful for turkey and mashed potatoes
I am thankful for salads with no tomatoes.
I am thankful for all my new pairs of heels
I am thankful for cute sea cows and seals.
I am thankful for my new receptionist gig
I am thankful for a “good” fat cig
I am thankful for burritos at Taco Bell
I am thankful my armpits don’t smell.
I am thankful for hairspray and mouse
I am thankful my pants still fit me loose.
I am thankful I’ve lived in five cities
I am thankful I have perky little titties.
I am thankful for Quesa, my only rat
I am thankful my paycheck is so fat.
I am thankful that gas is getting cheaper
I am thankful I am starting to love a little deeper.
I am thankful that weed in CO just got legal
I am thankful for my favorite bird – the seagull.
I am thankful for all who read my site
Happy Thanksgiving to all and to all a good night.
I am thankful that my parents live so near.
I am thankful that the Astros made it far
I am thankful for my non-gas-guzzling car.
I am thankful for turkey and mashed potatoes
I am thankful for salads with no tomatoes.
I am thankful for all my new pairs of heels
I am thankful for cute sea cows and seals.
I am thankful for my new receptionist gig
I am thankful for a “good” fat cig
I am thankful for burritos at Taco Bell
I am thankful my armpits don’t smell.
I am thankful for hairspray and mouse
I am thankful my pants still fit me loose.
I am thankful I’ve lived in five cities
I am thankful I have perky little titties.
I am thankful for Quesa, my only rat
I am thankful my paycheck is so fat.
I am thankful that gas is getting cheaper
I am thankful I am starting to love a little deeper.
I am thankful that weed in CO just got legal
I am thankful for my favorite bird – the seagull.
I am thankful for all who read my site
Happy Thanksgiving to all and to all a good night.
posted by DaMasta @ 8:59 AM
34 Comments:
That's a great Thanksgiving rhyme! Made me smile. :) <--- see.
i'm thankful that i got to read this ... i'm thankful, now excuse me while i take a p***
That was adorable!! Love it!!
happy thanksgiving damasta!
I see that, B.
I am thankful I can still make B smile
I am thankful I don't have to come to work for a while.
You're excused, Thom.
I am thankful Mr. ThomCat has great abs.
I am thankful that I've never gotten crabs.
Right back at ya, Lime.
I am thankful that lime reads my blog.
I am thankful I don't have a really fat dog.
Ah, Snavy, you snuck right in there. Thanks, girl. Here's your rhyme:
I am thankful for beautiful little Snav.
I am thankful that she doesn't try to steal what I have.
:P
i'm thankful that i blog with damasta
i'm thankful my car can go fasta
i'm thankful for my music blasta
i'm thankful i'm not doing the rasta
That was so tender...
You forgot the to add the chorus sung by pugsley...
Eat me!
Do you have the rest of the week off?!?! No fair. I have to work. Except for Thursday.
Make up your own word verification since it is turned off:
Gotohelljackass!
I am thankful Jinxy let's me play with her fur
I am thankful when she makes ME purr...
I am thankful that I don't have to look busy
I am thankful for snoop dog, fo' shizzey.
No More Rhyming, I really mean it!
Lots of fun D Happy Thanksgiving!
I am thankful for rhyming for the fuck of it
I am thankful I get to annoy the Village Idiot
anyone want a peanut ?
Wow...grow a penis and I just might propose marriage...hell...I will take a detachable one!
Happy Thanksgiving!
I should be more thankful for the things that I have as well.
I am thankful that I don't have a penis
I am thankful that my razor is a Venus.
I am thankful one of my readers is named Sherri
I am thankful for all the burdens I don't carry.
I am thankfull you're a nut!
And you are a genuis!
I wanna shoot you intravenous...
Love the personalized rhyme!
And that would be grand
If I could flow thru a needle in your hand..
I am thankful I still act like a nut
I am thankful I have seen BS's butt....
:O
And come out through my eye
And leave blood stains as I cry...
You're starting to freak me out a little, Jinx
You're one feisty little minx.
Nice Thanksgiving rhyme. You are super cool. Have a great turkey day.
Oh no, it's Mr. Shife
I hope he doesn't have a knife!
That's the greatest list ever! I love it.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Oooh oooh I got one,
I hope my turkey weighs a ton.
I don't know which was better, the original post or reading all the comments and rhymy responses. Awesome!!
Have a terrific mini-vacation!!
Look! It's my evil twin Anika
She doesn't like pepprika.
Criketina, the comments are better
Hey, how do you like my new sweater?
happy hnt!!! cool pics!
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