Monday's Cafeteria Menu:
Chicken Enchiladas
Spanish Rice
Refried Beans
I looked at this on the intranet yesterday and got all excited over the fact that they were serving Chicken Enchiladas!
Then, I realized it wasn't Monday. It was Tuesday.
It's like if a tree falls in a forest with no one around, does it really exist.
If there's no one at work on a Monday, do the Chicken Enchiladas really exist?
Here's a list of some of my fav song lyrics:
1. "...there's no where to go, and you've got all day to get there..."
2. "...hello city, you've found an enemy in me..."
3. "...you can't return me once you bought me..."
4. "...you don't hafta look no furtha', you dealin' wit da whole enchilada..."
5. "...solo tu sombra fatal, sombra del mal..."
posted by DaMasta @ 7:46 AM
17 Comments:
I think your Chicken Enchiladas in the Cafeteria on Monday were lost to some sort of vortex in the space time continum. Freaky.
That's what I'm thinking. On Monday, they were there waiting patiently in the fridge, and by Tuesday morning, they vanished, as if they never really existed to begin with.
The question is not if Enchiladas existed, the question is was it really chicken?
bok bok...
Yeah, like is today's Pepper Steak, just mashed up Chicken Enchiladas with black pepper?
Conspiracy theory #3.
I thought we were forced to do well in school so we didnt have to repeat grades, and so we could go to college, and get jobs where we didnt have to eat the crap the lunch lady served in school?
count me in for sloppy joes, though.
*sigh*, I hate Pepper Steak. Now, I'll have to wait fifteen mins for a burger that will probably make me sick cause it's not cooked all the way thru.
DARN THOSE EVIL LUNCH LADIES!!!
I called them "Lunch Trolls" when I was in school.
Very unhappy hairnet people.
There was one lady in the 3rd grade who thought I was the coolest kid ever and would hook me up with an extra milk, but those days are LONG gone.
My verification word was: zdsvja
Which is Ukrainia for "Food should NEVER be served by people in HAZMAT gear."
Sometimes I get an extra scoop of eggs in the morning.
I get extra hair in my food...but hairnets double as dental floss on beef stew Tuesdays...
OMG, the pepper steak was not at all as I imagined it would be. It was *bleh* strips of soggy meat in dark gravy. Who really knows what's in there?
That is disturbing...
today I was in our cafeteria and the lunch lady cut up the chicken teriaki with scissors...
i got back to my office, and there was a knife in my supply holder.
My mom does that. She got those utility scissors from Pampered Chef. She cuts everything with them. And then puts them in the dishwasher. Most disturbing thing I've ever seen. {In the kitchen}
These were just your standard scissors...a la office depot...
gross.
the most awful thing I ever saw in a kitchen was Dewberry from Hell's Kitchen.
RIGHT?!!? F@uckin' Dewberry and his lazy greased up lard ass! F@uckin ass! I wanted to beat him with a wooden spoon! I wanted to cut him up into ity bity pieces and serve him on a clean platter and have Gordon say: "Good presentation, DaMasta, that's Spot On!!"
editorial side note: whilst I was typing this comment, I almost published it with my real name instead of DaMasta.
That was hilarious...
I thought DaMasta was your name...I thought you might be a hoodie type...like M'chell, Desiree, Shaniqua, Destiny, LaKeisha, etc...
NOoOOoo...lol..
Every December 27th, I would stomp around the house screaming.."I AM THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE, CELEBRATE MY BIRTH!!"
That is kinda scary.
I think you are really a guy...
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