I sent this email post haste today to this company:


Good Afternoon Accoutrements,

My name is [DaMasta], and I found your website thru a website thru a website thru a weblog that I frequent on a daily basis. Upon arrival on your website, I was absolutely blown away by your innovative "Cubes" product line! The owner of the weblog and I have started different blogs about being lowly employees in corporate America. His focuses on cubie life, while mine gives a view point of a front lobby receptionist. Subsequently, he ordered "The Cubes" sets 2 and 4. I told him I was going to order the deluxe set and name the cubies after him and his co-workers. My goal is to build a "Corporate Hell" Empire. But there is a dilema. We both agree that there should be a front lobby receptionist if I am ever going to complete a "Corporate Hell" Empire. It wouldn't even need a cube. All it would include is a desk in the shape of a half-circle, a multi-line phone, a phone headset, some papers to file, and a file cabinet. This is a very urgent matter. Many slackers at big companies are counting on you.

If we can be of any assistance to you, please email me. Someone will get back to you some time on some day of some week in the near or distant future.

Thank you,
[DaMasta]
[damasta]@yahoo.com


Man, this website is sooOoOoo friggin kickass! There's bandaids that look like bacon, there's a deluxe Jesus set, there's devil rubber duckies, there's a spinning wheel "What would a pirate do?" school folder, and there's even a Nunzilla.

This place rocks. And that's all there is to it.