Gonna die in the hurricane.

Gonna float away and no one will ever find me.

...Or so I can hope.

Annoying ass things about hurricanes:

1. Knowing the last hot meal is at the work cafeteria. Bleh.

2. Being told you can take off early from work, but if you do - you won't be paid.

3. Having to stay at work cause you're the receptionist and technically the building will be open all day today.

4. Trying to find a hotel that:
a. has two beds.
b. is wheelchair accessible. [for your grandma who you are now in charge of]
c. has a wheelchair accessible room that's NOT on the 1st floor. [in case it floods]
d. allows rats.

5. Taking inventory of everything in your apartment.

6. Realizing the most expensive thing in your apartment is your $1000 queen size mattress.

7. Praying the roof on your apartment doesn't fly off and damage your expensive t.v.

8. Realizing that all of your family members live in Houston. Southeast Houston.

9. Regreting that you didn't marry a rich guy, whose in-laws would offer to fly you first class to their vacation estate in Vermont.

10. Not being able to have sex for the next four to seven days.