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Tuesday, August 30, 2005

I went to the Pub Crawl on Friday night with the guy I met online. I had such a horrible time. I knew it. But, a girl can't pass up free booze. He recently bought a 2005 Infinite G35 coupe. This is supposed to impress me. Not when you sit closer to the wheel and higher in the seat than my grandmother does in her Chevy Malibu. It was disgusting. They should pre-screen the buyers of these cars.
Oh, and he showed up at my door wearing those awful teva sandals that were two and a half sizes too big for his feet. These sandals were meant for athletic people, people that hike in the summer, people that are height/weight proportioned. Absolutely not for bar hopping. That is a closed-toe affair.
We get to the pub and it is completely crowded. So we go to the next one. Not crowded, but we have to sit outside. I am sweating like a big fat greasy hog. It is not a very becoming look for a girl. We meet his friends. Very, very cool guys. Very, very fat guys. Despite their appearance, they provided much more intelligent conversation than internet guy. I don't normally surround myself with ugly people such as internet guy and his friends. It was funny because everytime my eyes would stray to check out the cute guys at the pubs we went to, he would lightly squeeze my hand until I looked back at him. I just can't stand it.

3 Comments:

Blogger LBseahag said...

Fricking hilarious...

I am so into this...I love how you described the Tevas...those went out with fanny packs, didnt they?
Thank you for visiting my blog.

I will be back to yours for sure!

Tuesday, August 30, 2005 2:54:00 PM  
Blogger DaMasta said...

Hey lbseahag,
There's really nothing wrong with Teva sandals - if you're a rock climber or are involved in something remotely athletic, but pub crawling?!!? - - this needs shoes, not sandals that are two sizes too big!

And lindsey,
Nothing at all wrong with a Malibu :) I rock my Focus, so I should be talking, right? But when you drive an Infiniti G35 coupe, there should be some lessons on how to sit back in the seat!!

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 6:41:00 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

LOL ...u know what girl..!! u really got me laughing at this point..I kinda picture an internet blind date gone wrong!! hehe keep posting ! i luv it

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 7:37:00 AM  

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