I'm 18.. going on 82..
I can tell I'm getting old.. because drinking on a week night doesn't seem like such a good idea.
I can tell I'm still young.. because I don't think twice about mixing spicey food and beer.
I can tell I'm getting old.. because the first thing I bought when my tax return came in was nice towels.
I can tell I'm still young.. because the next night I blew forty bucks on getting hammered on margaritas.
I can tell I'm getting old.. because say things like, "I think my matabolizism is slowing down."
I can tell I'm still young.. because I can go without sleep and still do my job well.
I can tell I'm getting old.. because when I wake up, my back hurts.
I can tell I'm still young.. because I still wanna have sex even though my back hurts.
I can tell I'm getting old.. because I'm saving up money to go to the dentist.
I can tell I'm still young.. because I don't have a 401K account.
I can tell I'm getting old.. because I think older guys are sexy.
I can tell I'm still young.. because I think 35 yr old guys are "old".
posted by DaMasta @ 1:48 PM
13 Comments:
I can tell I'm still young because this was really funny.
I can tell I'm getting old because it stopped being funny when you said 35 yr old guys are old....
This is so great.
There is no comfortable place for us 26 year olds. We are mid to late 20's; equally hated by those younger and older than us.
I need a support group.
tvs - 35 yrs old? That just means you're sexy. Duh.
spinning - Thanks, babe.
madmeer - I AM your support group. 26 is the 'lost age', huh? I'm not old enough to be taken seriously, yet. And 20 year olds get on my frickin nerves. Gah.
LOL!!!
35 is NOT old!!
p.s. Just stopped by to correct your spelling of "masturbate".
umm...
y'know...
in case it ever comes up.
How true is THIS? And how funny is the last one? Michael is 37. There is nothing more fun than making fun of your mate who is ten years older than you.
ack......so i am older than what you call old.....just pass me the damn geritol already
Snav - To YOU it's not old. LOL... to me, it's a whole 'nuther generation.
Spinning - I was so drunk last night that I may have said some things that um... might not have been appropriate. Like masturbate. Or, however you spell that.
Fritz - Secret Lover Boy just turned 37! I get him riled up by calling him an old man. He's like more than a decade older than me. Now THAT's old.
Lime - Aww... don't forget your diapers, too. LOL..
Wait, is it masturbate, masterbate or Mister Bates?
I insist on trying all versions of this word.
I'm 33 and think men who are 35 are old...
OK, OK, that is IT! I just turned 38. I am not "old". I still go to rock concerts. I crowd surf. I still like deviant sex with pairs of 20 year old girls. I still get carded for beer and cigarettes. Not married, no kids, but I do have a 401K. Two of them actually. I own a yacht and I'm shopping for a mansion. I will not be old until I purchase a Porsche. Mmmm...Porshe. No. NONONONONONONONONO! NOT. OLD. REPEAT: NOT. OLD. And not sensitive about it either. *sniff*
I can tell Im still young. Because I feel like im 22 I can tell I am still old because....
Whats my age again?
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